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As the title and tags express, this is just a book of random things that happen. Some real, most not. Enjoy!

Inigo Montoya

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by Minecraftian1213

by Minecraftian1213

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You kill my father,

Prepare to die.

~Middle-Earth Legolas Version~

My name is Legolas Thranduilion.

You stole my shampoo,

Prepare to die.

~Pippin and Merry~

We are hobbits.

Give us the food,

Or die.

~Fangirl~

I am a fangirl.

Keep away from [Name],

Or risk war.