Mom: Okay we're leaving for our date!
*reading in room*
Mom: And your other mom is going with.
*still reading*
Mom: Food is in the fridge.
*reads*
Mom: So don't do anything stupid.
*still reading*
Mom: Or burn down the house.
Mom: *leaves the house locking the door*
*looks up from book*
*emerges slowly like an easily startled deer*
*sits on couch and reads*
Mom: *comes home*
*scurried back into room like a frightened squirrel*
Admit it. It's 100% true.
YOU ARE READING
Randomness!
DiversosAs the title and tags express, this is just a book of random things that happen. Some real, most not. Enjoy!
