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Harry Potter

*Vanáezae has entered the chat*

Vanáezae: Get in the chat now people!

*The main characters of Harry Potter have entered the chat*

Harry: Yes?

Vanáezae: Today we will be watching 'Harry Potter in 99 seconds'.

All: O.o

Vanáezae: What?

Ron: Nothing.

Vanáezae: *Plays video*

There once was a boy named Harry

Destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort

Harry: :(

Ron: Sorry mate.

Who gave him a lightning scar.

Yo Harry, you're a wizard.

Hagrid: -_-

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor.

McGonagall: Glad I did.

Draco is a daddy's boy

Draco: Filthy little-

Vanáezae: *Slaps him* Shh!

Quirrel becomes unemployed

The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny's gone

And Harry's in mortal danger.

Hermione: When isn't he?

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside is ginormous secret chamber.

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

Harry: :)

The Dementors come and take charge.

Lupin's a wolf, the rat's a man, and now the prisoner is at large.

Ghost Lupin: I took the potion!

They use time travel to save the Prisoner of Azkaban,

Ghost Sirius: I was framed!

Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather,

I don't really get it either.

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament,

With dragons and mermaids

Oh no, Edward Cullen gets slain

Ghost Cedric: It happens...

He's back!

Harry, Harry it's getting scary,

Voldemorts back and you're revolutionary, Harry.

Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?!

Ghost Dumbledore: I was trying to protect him!

He is forced to leave the school,

Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool.

Draco: Stupid m-

Vanáezae: *Slaps him again* STFU you!

Kids break into the Ministry,

Sirius Black is dead as can be, ohh.

Harry: :'''''(

Split your soul, seven parts of a whole,

They're Horcruxes.

It's Dumbledore's end...

Students: :''(

There once was a boy named Harry,

Who constantly conquered death.

Harry: Many times.

But in one final duel between good and bad,

He may take his final breath.

Fred and George: Wicked.

Arthur: Genius these muggles are.

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