Me: *Walks into store*
*Walks up to clerk*
Excuse me.
Clerk: *looks at me*
Me: I've had this phone for over a month.
*Holds up banana*
Can I trade it for an Apple?
Clerk: No.
Me: *Smiles*
What about a Blackberry?
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Randomness!
RandomAs the title and tags express, this is just a book of random things that happen. Some real, most not. Enjoy!
