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Wifi Password

I'm guessing you've all seen that one Tumblr post about the Wifi at Hogwarts. If not, it's about a muggleborn asking Dumbledore the Wifi password and all those who grew up in the Wizarding world think it's a secret society. So I made a small One-shot about it. Setting, Prisoner of Azkaban and I'm not going entirely by movie or book.

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The first years had now been sorted into their houses. There were fewer students than last year but no one really noticed. They were all too eager to eat the feast the knew were waiting for them. Ron Weasley was especially hungry this night, saying he "Missed lunch". Of course no one believed it. Ron would never miss a meal. Then Dumbledore stood for his Start of Term speech.

"Another good year begins. We have new students among us, and old one's have gone. Now, Mr. Filch would like me to remind the students that the Dark Forest is forbidden to all students," he said, eyeing the Weasley twins who were grinning. "Now some of you may have noticed a change in staff this year. Professor Lupin will be taking the Defence Against Dark Arts position."

The new Professor stood and took a little bow. Headmaster Dumbledore's speech lasted a little longer than usual going on about Dementors and light. Ron only payed attention to the dementors part and how Harry reacted to the mention. He could tell his best mate was still somewhat shaken.

"Now before the feast begins, I must ask if anyone has any questions," Dumbledore said.

No one raised their hands except for one little Ravenclaw, obviously a first year. The Headmaster nodded at her for the girl to ask. She reached into her robes and pulled out a small rectangular object.

"What's the Wifi password?" she asked.

"Ah. It's Sherbet lemon, with a capital S," Dumbledore responded kindly.

The girl nodded and put the device back in her pocket. Meanwhile the rest of the school was confused. Some of the half-bloods and all muggleborns weren't confused. They knew what wifi was. But all purebloods were stumped.

"What's wifi?" some asked.

Hermione smiled softly and rolled her eyes, of course. Ron was wondering what wifi was and Harry knew what it was. Dudley used it all the time playing his games. The Weasley twins were whispering about it being a secret group they need to join. But thoughts were lost when food appeared on the tables. Everyone dug in, forgetting the unknown thing called, "wifi".