not back yet, but I did this in google docs, and figure I'd just copy and paste it now since I'm using a library desktop xoxo
Carmen: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Char: ...
Carmen: Oh, right. The lying.
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Char turned the camera on. "And here we have the most fearsome creature in the world; the king of demons, facing his natural enemy, the ducky sock." The camera zoomed out on King, tearing up said ducky sock. "Where are you now, ducky sock?!" He yelled.
Char lowered her phone. "So, why'd you call me here again?" She asked. "Oh yeah!" King stood up, scrambling on over to a board with a red sheet covering it. "Human Char,-" Get ready everyone, he put on his big demon voice. "You've been so obsessed with witchcraft that you haven't learned anything about my kind." Looks like he's still teaching void about demons, good for him. "Prepare yourself for-" He ripped off the sheet. "Demons 101!" He put on a cool, blue hat.
Alright, onto the lesson. "Demons like me are grim tricksters of the twilight, creatures of sulfur in bone." This sounds like the opening to a fantasy novel but to be fair this is a fantasy series.
The camera zoomed in. "And cute little paws!" Char cooed. King sighed. "And cute little paws. True." He went on. "We live only to create chaos and misery. Our only weaknesses are purified water and passive aggressive comments, sometimes.
"Oh, you guys are sensitive."
"Even demons have inner demons." He pulled away a paper, revealing another demon. One with a pink body and a spiky ass shell. "The most powerful demon of all is the Snaggleback! He is a-"
"Bad boy!" Insert stickers appearing all around the frame. Look, I'm only so good at helping you guys visualize things. You've already seen the episode, you know what's happening, so shut up and pretend to be shocked by the plot twists. Okay? Okay.
"Char, pay attention! This information could save your life someday!" King threw his arms out exasperatedly. "No, no, I am sooo paying attention! This is my paying attention face." She put her phone down and put on her paying attention face. "Mhm, mhm, mhm."
A clap of thunder and lightning happened outside.
"Uh-oh. Looks like it's gonna rain."
Char gasped happily. "I love the rain!" She stood up, going to walk outside. "Hey, wait!" King called. But, the blonde pushed open the door and stepped outside. "Ah, I always loved feeling the first few drops in my hair." She bent down in front of a pink flower. "I bet you do too, little buddy." A drop of fucking acid killed the flower.
"W h a t ?"
Mama Carmen has entered the scene. "Boiling rain(e)! Everybody inside now!" She called, running towards The Bird Living Quarters.
"Huh?" Char's arm was grabbed by Carmen as they ran inside. She tossed void inside, more accurately.
"Phew, that was close! But the important thing is you didn't get hurt."
We cut to Char's body in an unnatural position. "Yep-" Carmen's mug hit her on the head. "Not hurt."
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King placed a bandaid onto Char's arm and a bandaid onto his snout/nose thing. "Look, now we're boo-boo buddies!" He put his hands up excitedly while the demigirl proceeded to die of cuteness. "Oh my gosh, I love you so much." Void said. She then turned her attention to Carmen, who was chilling under an orange force field. "A boiling rain(e)storm on the Boiling Isles. The weather here is so fun!"
