Bee: I think I need a hug...
Char: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Bee: You... you can let go now.
Char: No, I absolutely cannot.
also I had no idea how to write the dance scene so just bear with me when we get to that part lmao
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"Come on, work this time." Char drew a plant glyph, tapped on it and watched as a blue flow arose from it. "Yes! Check it out, King. My glyph skills are blossoming." She did lil' jazz hands. "You think that's impressive? Check this out! Two warriors battling to the death!" King showed Char the cat video.
"Ah, I see we're getting enough WiFi through the portal for cat videos."
"Senseless violence! Yes, attack! DEATH IS YOUR GOD!"
"I regret teaching you about the internet."
"Ha! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh, did you know that the earth is actually flat?"
And Char has now snatched the phone. "Yep, that's not right." Her phone buzzed and she saw the text.
birth giver
How's camp today, liebling? <3, Mutter
After a little bit of a mild panic, Char sent her response.
👍
"Ah, a severed hand. Perfect response."
Char shoved her face into a pillow. "What am I supposed to say?" They removed said pillow. "Hey, mom, not at camp actually! I'm in the Demon Realm learning to be a witch! Also, did you know that demons and magic are real? She will end me." It slunk to the ground.
"Nah, she'd be freaked out by our world anyway. So by keeping the truth from her, you're actually doing her a favor."
"Hm. The demon at my shoulder makes a good point."
"Always trust a shoulder demon." King snatched Char's phone back as the door swung open. "Hoot, hoot, Char! Time to fill up that darling little head of yours with-" Hooty vomited up some books. "Mhm. Delicious knowledge."
"Please hurry." Koda poked his head in. "The more I look at him, the more uncomfortable I get." Saph also poked her head in.
"HOOT, HOOT!"
The blonde did finger guns before standing up and giving King a lil' head kiss. "Don't spend all day, watching mewtube, okay?"
"I FORGE MY OWN PATH!"
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"Coming through! Watch your heads!"
"Somethings different today." Wonderful observation skills, Charlie. "Did everyone get a haircut?" "Oh, yeah!" Saph started, cheerful tone of voice in tow. "I forgot you've never been here for the social event of the season." She did a jolly lil' dance.
"Welcome to your first-"
"OUT OF THE WAY!" Some medical professionals on a totally serious mission came running out and forced emo boy #77 onto a gurney. "Come with us immediately! Your disease, it's advancing!"
"Is there a cure, doc?"
"Only one. Finding the perfect date to Grom!"
Emo bat boy pulled out a literal fucking heart with the words Grom inscripted on it. "If that's the cure, then, Skara, will you go to Grom with me?"
