two quotes bc I'm nice like that
Koda: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Char: I have very high standards, you know.
Bee: I can make spaghetti...
Char: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
also I would like to say I'll still be referring to Jules' character as Saph bc it will confuse my brain if I change it this far in
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Koda sat in the hallways, being emo. Char walked over. "Hey, Koda. You okay?" They asked. "I messed up bad, Charlie." Koda sighed. "Saph just needed help with this pixie problem, right? So, I though, oh, I'll just lure them away with an illusion. But then-"
"That angered the pixies and they attacked Saph. I heard."
"I moved up two grades. What's the point of being good at this if I can't do anything good with it?"
"It was an honest mistake," Void smiled. "Besides, Saph's tough as nails. I'm sure you'll both be feeling better tomorrow." Koda looked up and smiled.
Anyway, it's now tomorrow and Koda is not feeling better.
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Koda was laying on the floor when his little crystal ball rang and his voicemail came over the line, cause I guess that's how it works in the BI.
"I'm not reading this!" King said.
"Come on, King, please?" Come on, King, don't be home of phobic.
"Ugh, fine." Alright, here we go. "Is that a six footed pig or a float appendage? Why no! It's Koda the illusion master. Please leave a message." Go girl, give us nothing. Anyway, Saph has left our boy a message.
"Hey, Koda. Thanks for sending me all those 'Get well soon illusions, but uh-" Writer Char is tired so basically the itty bitty Kodi's are being annoying. "Can you please take them back?" Koda then proceeded to take them back and subsequently murder them. Mansplain, Manipulate, Manslaughter. Well, manslaughter is the accidental killing of someone, but shut up.
Soon enough, the brunet heard knocking at his door, so he stopped being depressed on the floor and answered said door where he was greeted by everybody's favorite blonde lesbian.
"Koda Pop! Kodster! Dakodabeth! Any of those working for you?"
"You need my library card to visit Bee, don't you?"
Nervous Lesbian Laughter. "I haven't been doing a good job of hiding that, huh?"
Gay head shake.
Nonetheless, the lesbian went on. "Well, I was also hoping to do a little bit of research! Come on!" They then proceeded to kidnap the gay boy and the two are strolling through town. "So, Carmen's mom told me I'm not the first human to have lived in Bonesborough. If that's true, there may be some info on how they got here in the library."
"Yeah, okay. Looking through old newspapers is about all I'm good for anyway."
Therapist friend time. "Spill it, Kodiano. Are you okay?" It asked as the two stopped on a bridge. "I've just been thinking," Koda began. "What if it's time for me to explore different kinds of magic?"
"I'm all for trying new things, but what's wrong with illusions?"
"Illusions are just so-" Vague hand gesture. "Y'know?" Hey, don't disrespect my boy Achilles Willowstone like that. Anyway, now there's a little slither running rampant in Bonesborough and is about to attack a small child, Braxas, before three high school boys came to said small child's aid. One black boy using abomination, one blonde dude using plants and one purple haired dude using construction.
