Saph: So, what's it like living with Char?
Bee: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Saph: ...
Bee: I love them so much.
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"Too wiggly, too obvious." Boscha, shut the fuck up. "Now we're talking! I think today is a talons day!" Once again, shut the fuck up, Boscha. "Hey girls!" Skara, my beloved, walked over with some invitations in hand. "Time to bug out at my birthday party! Invite only, but you witches are my VIPs."
"Are these made of real insect wings?" Bee asked.
"My dad spared no expense. You only turn fifteen once!"
"You only turn every age once, Skara."
"Prepare thyself to do battle like a human! Thumb war!" Char shouted. "It's fun because it's stupid!" Saph giggled.
"It's so weird that a human goes here now. Too bad she's already burned her social life at the stake. Any friend of Saph's is an automatic dork." Boscha, I am going to throw you off the tallest peak of the knee with a smile. Anyway, she tossed aside her butterfly and demanded another one because she's Boscha and a bitch.
Two kids then proceeded to fight over said butterfly invitation and the teacher's got hyped because you can sell children fighting, as we've been taught by Stan Pines.
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"Oh my gosh, Saph, I am so excited for photo class!" Char exclaimed. "I can't believe you can make photos of your actual memories. Imma see me some baby Saph!"
"I'll admit, I was adorable."
Anyway, the locker hissed at Char and Char hissed back.
"I can't believe she'd hang out with her, it's just embarrassing." Boscha is unfortunately back. "Look at me, I'm going on a date with my ferns!" Saph, naturally, got upsetti spaghetti, so Char came in clutch with a shoulder pat and an attempt at comforting. "That could be anyone."
"Solid Saph impression, Boscha. Bee, weren't you friends with Saph?" Skara asked. Bee's eyes widened for a second before she returned back to her stoic demeanor. "I'm a Jewell. We only associate with a select few." She kept walking. "Keep annoying me though, I'm happy to select fewer."
"Oh, I could've sworn that you guys hung out."
Sad Saph noises.
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"Alright, memory melon, let's pick another juicy one."
"Be(e) careful with my brain!" Saph said as Char stuck in the memory melon and pulled out another memory. "Oooh! Who says brain surgery's hard?" The human then hung up the picture as the teacher walked over. "As you work, note that some that some prints have greater clarity than others. These are moments that involve a strong emotional response."
"All the colors of the brainbow." Char reached out to touch the prints because void has to touch everything but a hand illusion stopped them.
"But if you damage the prints, you'll damage the memories themselves. Be extremely careful!" Teacher lady then walked away.
"Whoa. Photo class is intense." Char looked behind her to see a picture of tiny Saph with awkward hair. "Oh my gosh, Saph, you had an awkward hair phase too? I knew we were meant to be friends!" It held up a photo of tiny them, back when they had bangs, with awkward hair. "Ooh, there's more!"
More pictures showed up. A picture of tiny Saph on a swing being pushed by two women, another of tiny Saph feeding a spider demon, another of tiny Saph opening a present with those same two women watching her, and lastly, one of a tiny Bee hugging tiny Saph.
