Carmen: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
Carmen: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
also sorry if this is kind of bad, I wrote a lot of this when I was sick so my brain was more fried than french
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"King, listen to this!" Char said, quite gleefully, sprawled across the couch with King on her stomach. "Hey, less ready, more scratchy." King commanded. "Sorry!" Void apologized. "Now that I'll be a student at Hexside, I wanna learn all about it. I've got a new crush and her name is education!" Education sounds nothing like Bee but whatever you say, Charlie.
King proceeded to eat the brochure before Carmen kicked in the door. "Hey, freeloaders, guess what today is?"
"Is it your birthday?"
"Is it my birthday?"
"It's my birthday." Birthday wishes for Hooty go here.
"No, it's human treasure day!" They tossed the portal door and Ollie came flying in with a bag of garbage which Carmen jumped on like a pile of leaves. "Ah, fresh garbage."
"Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme!" King pulled out a teddy bear. "Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror!" He pulled the string and the bear said "I love cuddles and kisses". "Truly horrifying." The child monarch remarked.
"Yo, kid, your trash pile is getting cold. While mine is getting hot." She put a clothes hanger around her ear. "I have never seen such an extravagant earring."
"You can have my trash. Woah! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its rival school? One it literally conquered?!" Char showed the picture to Carmen, who was not paying attention. "Yes, I know all these things, I went there, remember? It was the most harrowing period of my life." She said as she admired her wondrous beauty in the mirror.
"Can you imagine it? Me, studying in the halls of Hexside. With Saph and Koda and maybe even Bee." And then, for once in her life, Char remembered something. "Bee! Oh gee! We're supposed to meet so I can get my Azura book back!" And then she dipped, but not before poking her head back in and saying "I love you guys!"
"And I love you, Ch-" Char slammed the door on the literal god and took off.
"Eh, who needs them?"
"Yeah, this bear can be our new Charlie!" King once again pulled the string of the bear who said "Being without you is unbearable." And then King proceeded to throw New Char at the ground, proclaiming "You're unbearable!"
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Here we have Char running through the market. "Bee, Bee, Bee, Bee, got to find that..oh! There she is!" She found that Bee everyone. Round of applause, please. "Hey, Bee! Char is finally here!"
"Hi, Char!" Ekko and Savannah suddenly spawned, causing her to have a mini heart attack. Thanks, besties <3.
"Ekko, Savannah, stop bothering her!" Bee went over to help the blonde human up. "Sorry, Char, they insisted on coming for some reason." She explained. "Because we love you, baby sister!" Savannah went over to squeeze Bee's face before being pushed away.
"They've been extra protective and nice towards me to make up for the library incident." Bee explained. "And we still apologize everyday." Ekko poked his head in before Bee once again pushed her sibling away, now pulling out Char's book. "In any case, here's your book." She handed it back to her.
"So, what did you think?"
"It was...fine."
"So fine you drew yourself with Malingale the mysterious soothsayer?" Char held up the picture which Bee then burned. "This is great!" The demigirl went on. "Maybe we can even start an Azura club at school when we're classmates!"
