Saph: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Bee: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Char I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Bee, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Here we have Boscha staring into the mirror. "You are talented. You are a star. You may be hated, so long as you are feared." She placed her hair into its signature bun. She then put on her captain's jacket. "Most importantly, you are a winner."
Boscha is now walking down the street dribbling a basketball like that one annoying athletic boy at your school.
"There she goes, captain of the Banshees! Off to win another championship for Hexside!"
"Why can't you be more like her?" Old Lesbian asked generic child who sighed a sigh that roughly translates to "Bitch I cannot wait to put you in a nursing home."
Boscha walked up to the school, tossed her ball aside and snapped her fingers, essentially summoning her team which consisted of Skara, Cat and Amelia. "Alright, girls, you know the drill. Captain goes first." The pink-haired witch walked forward and opened the door. "Hello, Hexside! Your star has arrived! Groveling line starts here." Boscha opened her eyes and actually did some observing. "Somethings not right. Nobodies here!"
She poked around the corner to see Saph, a line in front of her.
"Do me next! Do me!"
Saph grew and eggplant that looked like this dude's head. "Welcome to the world, little buddy. You're the coolest, Saph."
"Aw, shucks." Saph did a little blushy blush.
"Yeah, Saph rules!"
"Wow, she has to make friends out of plants, how sad." Boscha commented walking by. "Oh, please." Bee groaned, suddenly spawning and walking up to Boscha. "You know, I used to be like you, Boscha. Obsessed with status, challenging my competition. But I grew up. When will you?" After burning Boscha to an absolute crisp, Bee walked away and the students laugh at Boscha because she deserves it.
"Oh, this is not gonna fly."
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Alright, Char's here now ft. Carmen. "My first Grudgby season!" She hopped off Ollie. "I'm so excited! I have more school spirit than the school spirits!" Next to void, a school spirit dropped their poms poms. "Why do I even bother?" Sad floaty away school spirit noises.
"Ah, Grudgby season is the best." Carmen said. "You know, I used to play a lot back in my gory days."
"You mean glory days?"
"Well, that too. I was unstoppable on the field! I had the best moves and the best cheats!"
"Cheating isn't anything to brag about. How do you know if you were any good if all you did was cheat your way to victory?" Char, stop being philosophical, you literally whispered the answers to a kid in your history class for a test that one time. "Ugh, what do humans know with their goody-goody attitude? If cheaters never prosper, why was I the star player?" Carmen makes a compelling argument.
"Well, can't reason with crazy." Char pulled King out of head and gave him a lil' kiss. "Bye King, you little snoozers." She then set him down and ran off, waving.
King scampered into Carmen's scalp. "Ugh, Carmen, when was the last time you cleaned up in here?" He threw a bag out and then a rat. "Get your own scalp, buddy, this one's taken." He then got firmly snuggled up in Carmen's hair.
"All this talk of Grudgby has me feeling nostalgic. What do you say me and you take a little trip down memory lane?"
"Hard pass!" He went deeper into the hair.
