"Hello, criminals. What's about to happen should be relatively painless, if you just do what I say."
"Life is just so dull without them!"
"You are somebody and I love that somebody very much."
"If I ever see you in Bonesborough again, every beast in the forest will be after your head."
"Don't worry, you always have a way of sneaking into people's hearts."
"You're not my friend, you're just the Golden Guard."
"A great witch once told me...something about punching fears in the face?"
"He left me alone!"
"I'm an awesome girlfriend."
"I didn't mean to push you away!"
"You're the sweet potato!"
"Stay mad."
"Especially when you're considered half-a-witch like me."
"Get out of my head!"
"See, bard magic can be cool!"
"He knows we were in there."
"Uh, hi."
"It's hard when you can't trust yourself."
"This is for my kids."
"Oh, crikey."
"I promised a special kid I'd protect you."
