Carmen: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Sasha: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Carmen: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.
I suck at writing fight scenes but I swear I will do my absolute best to do the Lilith v Eda fight justice
also yes I did replace a line here with a line from the tomatasauce's owl house abridged because that line is so much better
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The banners blew in the wind. The wild witches coughed and just felt and looked overall depressed as they were strolled along in a cage by scouts. Sasha looked down upon them from the balcony before heading inside, stopping before a stained glass window of Emperor Belos.
"I haven't forgotten what you've promised me. I will bring you my sister, Emperor Belos."
"Then why the delay?"
"Kikimora!" Sasha turned around to face the little gremlin creature. "The Day of Unity is fast approaching and other teams have bound rogue witches to covens and yet the Owl Lady still roams free." Kikimora placed a hand on her chin. "Are you protecting her?"
"Rest assured, Kiki, I have everything under control." The brunette snapped her fingers, summoning a group of scouts. "Today we capture Carmen. Once and for all."
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The sun was rising. Hooty was still sleeping. Sasha pushed up her mask. "Good. That infernal house demon is still asleep." She gestured to the scouts, who were ready to murder a house. "Surround the house." She commanded.
"Sleepwalking, sleepwalking, sleephooting!" Hooty smelled blood and shall now proceed to feast upon the living. He dove into the ground and came out next to Sasha. "Hiya, Sasha! Peek-a-hoot!" He proceeded to bludgeon Sasha into a tree. Scouts began charging for Hooty. "Sorry, Carmen doesn't like trespassers, but I'm always happy to make new friends." He attacked the scouts like a good house demon. Also, I guess he possessed one. "Oh, look at me! I'm a person now! Wobbly, wobbly! Oh, blackout! Hoot, hoot! Bye, friend!" He tossed the scout aside. "Ooh, I feel like dancing! Hoot!"
Sasha reached for Hugo's staff and aimed some blue magic at Hooty.
"I did it! Oh, hey, look, it's a bug!"
The magic missed Hooty and a tree fell on Sasha. Get tree'd, Sashy.
"Aw, just an old leaf. Well, that's good too!" He ate said old leaf. He then rammed into another scout.
Meanwhile, Mama Carmen is watching through binoculars. "Hooty. Ah, you're a thorn in my side." A coven scout rammed into the window. "But, you always dig your way into my heart." Scout was pulled away and Char has now entered the fray. "Ooh, magic 'sghetti!" She was about to stick her hand in the blue noodles before Carmen magically smacked her hand with a spoon.
"Hey, that 'sghetti is witches wool." They stuck their hand in the magic noodles. "It repels powerful spells. Every witch worth their salt has a cloak made of this stuff."
"I'm worth salt. I want cloak!" All girls want is magic cloak. Oh, and sword. Sword and magic cloak.
"Easy, kid." Mama Carmen pulled away the cauldron. "With the Emperor's goons at my doorstep, I need this for protection. They have really stepped up their attacks lately." She looked out the window where Hooty was probably still physically assaulting coven scouts.
"I think I finally understand why the Emperor wants you so badly. He's go the hots for you, doesn't he?"
Bisexual finger guns. "But no. Emperor Belos wants to control all wild magic through his coven system." The coven system that totes is not suspicious, you guys, I promise. "He ordered my capture years ago because I refused to fall in line."
