jjks phone.
7:03 am.
idk anthropophobia guy: bff
r u awake yet
hey.
☹️
you: my dude, im sorry but this is the wrong #
ive been tryingg to tell u?
idk anthropophobia guy: ik :D
i dont have any friends so i entered a random number ^^
IT LED TO YOU!
MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR
you: um. ok?
gonna be really honest here dude,
not really in the mood for friends
already got lots.
idk anthropophobia guy: im acting like that didnt
just sheer my soul into glass shards,
leaving the remains to pierce forever in my gut.
EW IM BEING POETIC AGAIN
dont worry friend ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ !!
YOU MAY HAVE A FLOCK OF POPULAR DICKHEADS
but you havent got a husband :)
you: shit i just wheezed on my bagel
and bread flew out of my nostrils
idk anthropophobia guy: YOUR FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME ALREADYY~~~
🥰🥰🥰
you: lmao no.
idk anthropophobia guy: LMAO?? DID I MAKE YOU LAUGH ( ؕؔʘ̥̥̥̥ ه ؔؕʘ̥̥̥̥)?
NUUUHHH IM SO HAPPYY 😢 😢🥺
you: ig u did. now bye. gtg 2 school
idk anthropophobia guy: WAIT WAIT CAN I HAVE UR NAME FUTURE HUBBY
you: ...no.
idk anthropophobia guy: nickname?
（・⊝・∞）
you: no thanks.
idk anthropophobia guy: FINE. what are u good at?
you: HAHA everything.
ppl call me the golden boy
idk anthropophobia guy: 🤭🤭
boyfie is spectaculer & talented! double winn~~~~
꜀( ˊ̠˂˃ˋ̠ )꜆
thats it then :)
ill call u goldilocks.
charmin' travels, goldi! your forever in my heart!
seen.
you: uhh and your name?
idk anthropophobia guy: 😮😮
tae.
seen.
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YOU ARE READING
i heart u. | TK. ✔️
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