jjk's phone
5:05 am
you:
hey.
tae (the lunatic):
so early??
you:
can u help me choose outfit :S
tae (the lunatic):
this is making me dizzy.
didnt i ask for that like 3 weeks ago?
you:
mhmmm
COME ON HELP
tae (the lunatic):
is it to impress turd nathan
you:
maybe idfk
perhaps its him perhaps its just me??
tae (the lunatic):
oOOOH
FUCKIN MY EYES ARE BLURRY FROM SLEEP
AND I CANT FIND THE EMOJI BUTTOn
WTF
THIS IS SO FORIEGN
WHERE ARE MY CIRCLES OF PASSION
DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS OF EMOTION
DRAWINGS FROM MY HEART
AJHHDSJH FUCK FUCK
wHERES THE fBUTPON ASS
MY EMOJIS ARE DEAD NO DEAD RIP
GRAVESTONE EMOJI WHERE???
its so bright ill die. the mf screen
yk what ill just express my tiny pictures of feeling
thru words. ahem.
"oOOH *HEART EYES*"
you:
um. kay.
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tae(the lunatic):
omo
*insert emoticon??*
so fashionablee *whatever the fuck emoji like mouth open idfk*
you:
i usually wear basketball shorts and a hoodie.
tae(the lunatic):
er.
*that one that looks like its judging u 24/7*
still hot ig
you:
ur description of emojis is lowkey accurate
tae(the lunatic):
IK IM GODLY
numbero 3
save number 1 for when we meet
*idk cute ass emoji*
if u where that id want u to fuck me
*i dont want to describe it-emoji*
you:
Kjskdkdj ok!
ill tots save it for u babe ;)
tae(the lunatic):
WHERE ARE EMOJIS WHEN U NEED THEM MY HEART WENT BYE
you:
😀 😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣 🥲 🥹 ☺️ 😊 😇 🙂 🙃 😉 😌 😍 🥰 😘 😗 😙 😚 😋 😛 😝 😜 🤪 🤨 🧐 🤓 😎 🥸 🤩 🥳 😏 😒 😞 😔 😟 😕 🙁 ☹️ 😣 😖 😫 😩 🥺 😢 😭 😮💨 😤 😠 😡 🤬 🤯 😳 🥵 🥶 😱 😨 😰 😥 😓 🫣 🤗 🫡 🤔 🫢 🤭 🤫 🤥 😶 😶🌫️ 😐 😑 😬 🫠 🙄 😯 😦 😧 😮 😲 🥱 😴 🤤 😪 😵 😵💫 🫥 🤐 🥴 🤢 🤮 🤧 😷 🤒 🤕
tae(the lunatic):
ur mocking m e no
but fr i want ur WADROBE
*insert emojis of anger and whatever feeling im feeling*
you:
sighhh my future bf will get entire acess :)
so it'll be soon taetae ^_^
tae(the lunatic):
god is that u?
i think im dead?
___
YOU ARE READING
i heart u. | TK. ✔️
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