tae (the lunatic):
where do u live?
you:
south korea bitch
tae (the lunatic):
DUHH
theres a difference in the korean formatting for phone
numbers than other countries stupid 💩
wait i didnt mean to call you stupid 🥺🥺
you:
too late im hurt 😬
tae (the lunatic):
😰
you:
ya, but i live in busan
tae (the lunatic):
٩(⌯꒦ິ̆ᵔ꒦ິ)۶ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ
SKDJKS
THAT MEANS WE CAN MEET RN 🥳🥳
send me address rq
you:
NO. BYE.
tae (the lunatic):
omfg fine 😤
m sORRYY
but we can meet eventully rightt 😁😁
you: kk
tae (the lunatic):
you rn --->🏜
you:
im a cactus??
tae (the lunatic):
NO
THE DESERT
DRY
GET IT
(ᗒᗨᗕ)
you:
nah im more like 🌋
tae (the lunatic):
explosive?
(●'⌓'●)
explosive diarrhea 😞✊
so sorry ☹️☹️😭
!!!
you:
NO YOU IDIOT
HOT
tae (the lunatic):
oh.
ohhhh
👍
seen.
you:
🧍
tae (the lunatic):
wait then why did u go to school if u have a fever??
you:
YOU ARE READING
i heart u. | TK. ✔️
Fanfictionunknown: i wish humans werent real you: wrong nmber, but fr. 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯. --- in which taehyung, a romantic dork, purposly enters a random number so he can rant. little does he knows, hes just been in contact with his schoolmate/ kind of crush, jeon ju...
