you:
i think ur a romantic.
tae (the lunatic):
what now 💀
you:
a romantic is a loner
daydreamer
who has butterflies at the littliest storybook things
tae (the lunatic):
help that sounds like ur predictions that u made 😫✋
you:
but im not wrong
tae (the lunatic):
i guess im a romantic
are u a stalker or sm 👁👄👁
you:
lmao no.
i just observe things a lot
tae (the lunatic)
LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES??? ⊙▽⊙
🤩🤯🧎♂️
you:
sherlock holmes wasnt a romantic man.
he says that he declined the attention of women
because he didnt want a distraction.
i like him tho
tae(the lunatic):
course u do 🥱
you:
u do too lol
tae (the lunatic):
truee
does that mean sherlock was gay 👬🏳️🌈
you:
lets stop this conversation.
tae (the lunatic):
r u a detective?
id love to be sherlocked in ur arms all night
😗😉😶🌫️💐
*wink wonk*
you:
STOP🦍
tae (the lunatic):
i need to search u
im sherlock holmes
and i have to check everyone for weapons
hopefully u dont have any bc then id
have to do a strip search 🤠🙄
you:
EYE-
tae(the lunatic):
forget my house
ur the holmes in my heart ('⌣'ʃƪ)
you:
im out.
tae(the lunatic):
GOLDI DONT BE A PARTY POOPER
___
YOU ARE READING
i heart u. | TK. ✔️
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