Moon's POV
"So what all are you doing tonight?" My dad asks as I look at him on FaceTime.
"Uh we're free for the night so I think I may go get some food for Luna and I then come back to the hotel to eat and watch the Cheez-It Bowl." I say. "Nothing really to do in Atlanta at this time of night that doesnt lead to trouble."
The team and I are in Atlanta for our third away game of the road trip.
I hate road trips because I don't get to sleep in my bed, I don't get to see my friends, and now I don't get to see my girlfriend.
"So you two been cleared yet?" I ask as I look at my parents.
"Cleared?" My mom asks.
"You know." I say "What I keep walking in on."
"Well we're on house arrest and aren't allowed visitors." My mom says. "But yeah your dad and I can fuck."
My parents aren't swingers, but they like to fuck other famous people.
I say they aren't swingers because my Mom has a rule that only dad can be inside her.
I know all this because I walked in on them having sex with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore when I was like 14.
Since then I've walked in on my parents fucking Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens when I was 17 and a man and a woman who are married when I was 18.
The man in the couple my parents fucked isn't out as bisexual yet so I'm gonna hide his identity.
Speaking of being bisexual, My dad's always been openly bisexual so it wasn't shocking to see him fucking a dude.
What was shocking is that they didn't lock the fucking door after I'd already caught them two mother fucking times before.
"Well that's good." I say.
My parents have always been open an honest about sex with my twin and I so I can talk about sex, and pretty much anything else, to them anytime.
"But please lock the fucking door next time." I say.
"We will." My Dad says.
"Good." I say. "Cause I don't need to see my mother and father fucking some famous couple."
"No you do not." My mom says as I look at her over FaceTime. "Hey where's my favorite doggy?"
"She's right here." I say as I tilt my iPad so my parents can see Luna.
"There's my grand doggy." My mom says causing Luna to scoot forward and look at my mom.
Luna smiles at my mom then I hear a knock on my door.
"I'll be back." I say then I get off the bed and head to the door.
When I get to the door, I look through the peep hole.
"No fucking way." I mumble then I open the door.
"Hi." My girlfriend says. "Surprise."
"Surprise indeed." I say with a big smile then I pull my girlfriend into the room.
Once Kara's in my room, I shut the door, pick up my girl, pin her against the wall, then passionately kiss my girlfriend.
"Wow." Kara says. "You must have missed me a lot."
"You have no idea." I say then I notice my baby isn't wearing make-up. "May I do something to you?"
"Which is?" Kara asks
