"Thanks." I say as some lady finishes putting a mic on me.
"No problem." The lady from Sky Sports says then Luna I walk over to my body guard and friend Lara.
We're in England now and tonight the team and I are at the Man United v Liverpool match.
I'm doing a quick pre-match interview with the Sky Sports pre-match team because our game tomorrow is on one of the Sky Sports channels.
"Are they here yet?" I question.
"Not yet." Lara, my body guard says as I look at her.
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"They'll probably be here when you finish." Lara says.
"Cool." I say then one of the pre-match show producers motions me over to the area of the sideline where the pre-match show presenters are standing.
Once I'm with the presenters I stand in-between Gary Neville and Roy Keane then I wait for the commercial break to end.
"...Welcome back." The host dude says. "Joining us on the pitch is Los Angeles Lakers star point guard, Moon River."
"Hello." I say then we talk about tomorrow's game.
My answer to every question about tomorrow's game is very PC because I don't wanna be fined.
I think playing in Europe is stupid, but only because I don't want to be a fucking ocean away from my family.
After we talk about the game tomorrow, we talk about tonight's game.
"Moon not only are you a massive fan of Man United, but you are friends with Cairo Jónsdóttir." Gary Neville says. "How do you think she's done since becoming owner?"
"I think she's done a fantastic job of getting the dead weight out of the club." I say. "The Majority of the new signings have been great and Cairo did very well getting the players who turned out to be bad people out of the club so I think she's done very well."
"You said the majority of the new signings have been great." Jamie Carragher says. "What'd you mean by that?"
"Well I think the Ronaldo signing was a horrible idea and paying over 80 million pounds for a player who's worth about half that is not the best idea, but that's life." I say. "You make some bad business decisions every now and then."
"What'd you think the team needs?" Gary asks.
"I think we need to go get some youngsters to mold into the United style of playing because some of the players are getting older and it'd be better to pay a smaller fee and mold them into the type of player you want than wait for the finished product and pay an outrageous fee." I say then I see the producer dude holding up ten fingers causing the presenter dude to outro the little segment we're doing.
