Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
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Church and Arroyo ran up to Donut with their guns pointed at him.
Church: Freeze!
Arroyo: Don't move or we'll shoot!
Donut: Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me?! You coulda hit me, dick!
Church: Can it. Don't try to play stupid with me, Sarge. I know who ya are. We've been spying on you for three weeks now.
Donut: I just got here two hours ago. And I'm not a Sergeant, I'm a Private.
Arroyo: Wait a minute Church, He's not the Sergeant! He's just another rookie like Caboose.
Church: Wait what?!
Donut: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Church: Well then how the hell did you manage to steal our flag?
Donut: Steal? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about!
Tucker comes out of the teleporter between the three of them and now has black armor.
Tucker: Three!
Church: JESUS!
Arroyo: 'QUE DEMONIOS!' [WHAT THE HELL!]
Donut: HOLY SHIT! Who is this guy?
Church: What in the hell!? Tucker? Is that you?
Arroyo: You're still alive?!
Tucker: How did you guys get up here ahead of me?
Donut: And what's with that black shit on your armor?
Tucker: Hey! Freeze, Sarge!
Donut: Would you stop calling me a Sergeant, I'm still just a Private.
Tucker: The Sarge is still a Private? Oh. My. God. The teleporter sent me back in time.
Arroyo: ... Really dude?
Cut to Grif and Simmons getting in the Warthog which has Tejano music playing.
Grif: Sorry Lopez, we need the jeep.
Simmons: I'll take gunner. (Takes gunnerposition) Let's roll.
Grif: How do you turn off the fucking radio in this car?
Simmons: (Calls out as they drive off) Don't worry Lopez, I'll bring her back in one piece.
Cut back to Church, Tucker, Arroyo, and Donut.
Tucker: Look, I know that the two of you don't know me, but you have to believe what I'm about to tell you. Sometime in your future I get stationed here in Blood Gulch, and we meet. And this guy here, he gets promoted to Sergeant of the Red Army, and we spy on them. And they get this new Jeep, and I'm all like, "There is no way you can pick up chicks in a tank!"
