At blue base, Arroyo, Tucker, and Caboose are talking on the upper level.
Tucker: Man, Caboose. You were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?
Caboose: Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping.
Tucker: That's pretty much how you function while you're awake, too.
Caboose: I think consistency is important.
Arroyo: Well I'm glad that wasn't any lasting damage to your psyche.
The camera changes to show Church.
Church: Well, you look ok. Then again, that's just the armor. How do you feel?
Caboose: Great! ...Who're you?
Arroyo: Never mind.
Church: Oh, come on! Not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?
Caboose: Oh, of course! I remember you... you're Marvin!
Church: I'm Church!
Caboose: I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil.
Church: You killed me with the tank.
Caboose: Dave!
Church: You insulted my girlfriend. You called her a cow.
Caboose: Karen!
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Tucker: Dude, he called her a slut.
Caboose: Phineas?
Church: Your whole life is based around pleasing me.
Caboose: Wally.
Arroyo: Your kinda really attached to Church for some reason.
Caboose: Issac?
Church: In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend.
Caboose: Milo?
Caboose turns around and whispers to Tucker and Arroyo, but it is loud enough that Church can hear.
Caboose: Psst. The new guy is pretty full of himself.
Church: New guy? What the- I'm not the new guy. You're the new guy!
Tucker: I don't know. I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie.
Arroyo: Me too, I could get used to having another dumb Rookie.
Church: Oh, yeah? Could the two of you get used to me beating you guys to guys to death?
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Red VS Blue: Agent New Mexico
FanfictionRed vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix. Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
