Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
The camera turns toward the sun and then pans to the cave in which Doc is located. Vic of Blue Command talks in a static voice.
Vic: Hello, dude, come in. Doctor dude, are you there? Hello. Paging doctor dude to the radio, stat! I need twenty CCs of what the hell's going on there dude.
Doc walks out from behind a rock in the cave, groaning.
Doc: Ugh. What happened?
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Vic: Hey, you tell me dude. One minute we're talking about a hole in the wall, and the next thing I know you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a lozenge. Threatened to eat my children. Not very cool, dude.
Doc: Geez, did I really? I'm sorry, something went wrong with my radio, and I heard this weird beeping, honking-
Vic: Hey, no offense taken, dude. Don't got any kids anyway.
Doc: What?
Vic: Old Vic's been through the snip and stitch.
Doc: I don't-
Vic: If you know what I mean.
Doc: I don't wanna hear about that.
Vic: Winky-Blinky the one-eyed Sergeant's firing blanks.
Doc: That's weird.
Vic: If you get me.
Doc: Look-
Vic: Vaya Con Dios of the Vas Deferens.
Doc: Yeah alright, I, enough, I get you.
Vic: I mean a vasectomy, dude.
Doc: Look, I found something really weird here at Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha.
Vic: Roger that. What did you find?
Doc: It's... it's like a... it's like a thing.
Vic: It's like a thing. Okay, dude. Thank you for the update. I'll be sure to alert the Chief of Staff...
Doc: Sorry...
Vic: Move to Defcon 1.
Doc: I'm just a little dazed. It's a big thing. It-it's purple. It's uh, it's a big purple thing.
Vic: Use your words, dude.
Doc: Look, I don't know. It looks like some kinda alien artifact. Do the aliens have like a home base or something here?
Vic: I don't know, dude. Why don't I just consult my Extra Terrestrial Travel Guide for ya. Oh look! Got a great series of alien bed and breakfasts there.
