Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
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Church, Tucker, Arroyo, and Caboose are standing next to the tank outside Blue Base.
Church: Yeah I'll let you in on a little secret, I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home.
Arroyo: Really? huh, that sounds pretty nice, having someone back home waiting for you.
Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?
Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out... ah, you know how it works.
Tucker: Oh, well, you gonna marry her when you get back?
Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey, rookie.. did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!
Arroyo: I don't think that was what he meant guys.
Church:(Ignoring what Arroyo just said) I'll tell you what, noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.
Caboose: Great.
Church: See, we've got this General.
Tucker: Right, the General guy.
Church: ...Who likes to come by and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do, is I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention, just in case he decides to come by.
Arroyo: (Mummers) This is so stupid.
Caboose: When is he coming by?
Tucker: We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now.
Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?
Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base. You're gonna be right there with the flag.
Arroyo: You guys are dicks.
Caboose: What's so important about the flag?
Church: Oh, come on, don't they teach you guys anything in training?
Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?
Church: Because it's the flag, man, you know, it's the f... it's the flag, it's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well... it's... it's complicated. Uh... It's blue, we're blue and ... and Arroyo you tell him why it's so important.
Arroyo: Isn't it because both sides each have a flag and whoever has the other team's flag means they have the advantage to win or something?
