Grif and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.
Simmons: Hey.
Grif: Yeah?
Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?
Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.
Church possesses Lopez.
Lopez: Keegakergerk!
Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?
They turn to look at him.
Grif: I don't care.
Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh... you okay, man?
Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso...( Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...)
Lopez (Church):¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando español? ¡No sé español! ¡Solo Arroyo sabe hablar español! [What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish! Only Arroyo knows how to speak Spanish!]
Simmons: Um... Sure...
Lopez (Church): ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque con el chico azul claro! [No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank with the light blue guy!]
Cut to Tucker overlooking Tex and Arroyo who is still working on the tank.
Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, they're almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.
Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-
Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.
Caboose: Thanks, man. (Turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.
Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.
Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!
Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?
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Red VS Blue: Agent New Mexico
FanficRed vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix. Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...