Red vs Blue with a new character joining in the mix.
Agent New Mexico lost all his memories during his time in Project Freelancer, he found his way to Blood Gulch. After being assigned to Blue team, he now has to deal with all the madness and chaos...
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The opening shot of the sun over Blood Gulch. It slides down to reveal Sarge and Donut watching over the canyon from Red Base.
Donut: So, just you and me hanging out at the base today, huh Sarge! This is new. I notice you use a shotgun. That's cool. I just use this pistol. It works for me. (whistles casually) So, you think the guys will be back soon? What do you think they're up to? Do you think they stopped at the store? I noticed we were getting pre-tty low on elbow grease. ...When you die, can I have your armor?
Simmons comes up the ramp behind them.
Simmons: Hey, we're back!
Sarge and Donut turn around.
Donut: Oh man, am I glad to see you guys! Sarge would not stop talking. Seriously.
Sarge: Grif, Simmons, were you able to work out a suitable exchange?
Grif runs up and stands next to Simmons.
Simmons:(sighs) Uhh, not exactly sir. You see, when we showed up the Blues were doing something, REALLY weird and then w-
Grif: Really weird! And they were rude!
Simmons: Hey dumbass, I thought we agreed I was gonna tell the story.
Grif:(half-heartedly) Excuse me! Go ahead!
Simmons: (to Sarge) Well you see, the Blue guys were really weird. And not just normal weird, really weird.
Grif: You're not telling it right.
Simmons: Okay, fine, how do you remember it?
Grif: Well, I remember we agreed that you're a kiss-ass. I got fuzzy on the rest of the details.
Simmons: ANYWAY, they didn't want the prisoner back, sir.
The camera zooms in on Sarge.
Sarge: Why those cunning, blue devils! Does their treachery know no bounds?
Grif: It wasn't a total loss, sir. I was able to steal his wallet.
Sarge: Grif, I may just make a respectable soldier outta you yet.
Grif: Really, sir?
Sarge: Hell no! Now leave the money on my nightstand and get back to work!
Cut to the Blues.
Church: Alright Arroyo, what the hell are we gonna do, man? I gotta get my legs working, here.
Arroyo: No idea, but we can't keep pulling wires down there. Who knows what else we can fuck up. What do you think Tucker?
Tucker: I think we should call in a professional to help figure this out. Maybe someone who can fix Sheila too.
