Simon: Hmm. He's been out for quite a while.
Three of them were on top of unconscious Dave.
Theodore gasps.
Theodore: You guys, he's dead!
Alvin: Don't panic! Wipe everything down! I'll need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectants, some latex gloves, and oregano.
Simon: Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to.
Dave: I must be hearing things...
He lifts his head to see three Chipmunks on top.
Dave: This is trippy...
Theodore: Sir, are you alright?
He crawled back to the corner.
Dave: Get back! Squirrels can't talk!
Alvin: Hey, whoa, whoa. Watch it, genius. We're Chipmunks. Chip munk.
Dave gets up.
Dave: Chipmunks can't talk either.
He turns on the kitchen light.
Simon: Well, our lips are moving and words are coming out.
Dave closes his eyes, to try to calm himself down, not to freak out over talking Chipmunks.
Dave: This is not happening. I'm not talking to Chipmunks. I'm not talking to Chipmunks.
He then opens his and see them on the counter.
Alvin: So, has that working for you, Dave?
He stepped back from them.
Dave: H-How do you know my name?
Alvin: I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident.
Simon: You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. You ever heard of a credit rating?
You came back from school on the skateboard, then stopped at your house, and use the keys to unlock the door and get in.
(Y/n): Dad, I'm back.
You close the door.
(Y/n): Dad?
You look in the living room, but Dave wasn't present, then looked in the kitchen to see your father cornered by three Chipmunks.
(Y/n): Oh my god!
You jumped.
Alvin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, buddy.
Your eyes widened to see an animal speak.
(Y/n): You talk...
Simon: Yep, we're Chipmunks.
Dave: That's my son, (Y/n).
Alvin: Great to meet you, (Y/n).
You had nothing to say, still freaked out from talking Chipmunks.
Theodore: What's this thing?
He steps on the button on the food processor.
Dave: Hey! Turn that off!
Simon: Sorry.
He turns it off.
Simon: He fell out of the tree at birth.
(Y/n): C-Can all animals talk?
Simon: Well, I believe fish have the type of sign language.
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Y/n, Alvin & the Chipmunks
AdventureA young boy named Y/n Seville, son of Dave Seville is a professional guitar player, great singer, straight A student and soon to be brother of three chipmunks, the oldest Alvin, second Simon, and the younger one, Theodore, where Y/n joined them as p...
