Chapter 23: (Road Chip) An Admirer

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Dave took the Chipmunks to a miniature golf course.

It is Simon's turn to hit the ball.

Simon: Wind, 35 degrees, out of the northwest. Okay, tail up. 10, 10 degrees down. Shoulders up, shoulders down. Shoulders to the left, shoulders to the right. Tail in, tail out.

Alvin: Ah. While we're young, Simon.

Simon: Not too loose, not too loose, Simon.

Dave: Any day, now.

Simon: And my concentration is broken. Now, I have to start all over.

Alvin: Oh, great. Let's start this charade again.

Theodore: Oh, come on.

Dave: This isn't the PGA Tour, Simon.

Alvin: Exactly. But this is what it's all about. Just four dudes playing some golf.

Dave: Actually, that reminds me, uh, I invited a friend to join us.

Simon: Ooh, is this the famous Samantha we've been hearing so much about?

Dave: It is.

Alvin: David!

Simon: Ooh la la.

Alvin kisses his club.

Theodore: Dave and Samantha sittin' in a tree

Dave: Very funny, guys. Anyway, it's starting to feel kind of serious, so I thought an introduction would be nice.

Alvin: You must really like this girl, Dave.

Dave: I do, and I hope you guys do too.

Simon: Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours. That sounded way less weird in my head.

Alvin: You think?

A phone beeps.

Dave: She's here.

He stands up.

Dave: How do I look?

Alvin: Well, uh...you know, looks.

He chuckles.

Simon: Alvin. This is no time for honesty.

Theodore: You look great, Dave. That sweater makes you look like a cozy grandpa, when (Y/n) and Kira have their baby in 9 months.

Dave: Thanks, Theodore.

He walks off.

Simon: Okay, where was I? Shoulders up, shoulders down.

Alvin facepalms.

Alvin: Oh, brother. Hit the ball, already!

Simon: Okay!

He swings his club, hitting ball, as it goes through the course.

Simon: Look at it soar! Follow me, come on, guys!

He runs after the ball, and Alvin and Theodore follow.

The golf ball goes through a animatronic bear's mouth, before the fangs close.

Alvin: Awesome!

The ball comes of the back, and Alvin and Simon run through the animatronic's mouth.

Alvin: Follow the ball! Through the mouth!

Theodore goes through.

Theodore: Open Wide! Whoo-hoo!

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