I swear, leaving me is good luck
If you're girl and you become one of my closest friends
By closest, I mean to the point where they think we're dating
And you leave me
And cut all ties with me
You're going to get a boyfriend
2 girls have done it
And they're happily in a relationship
So happy that they
post pictures of them and their boyfriend on the gramYou'll be happy
At the expense of my happiness