While Skuntropolis and I were watching the space squid pass by; apparently there was a moment of opportunity seen by another spaceship to attack The Nemesis. All right, you got it down pretty right. The Nemesis was attacked under heavy fire. Some cowardly Decepticons decided to escape what mess is going on through the eject pods.
"Lemme at them!" I shout, throwing out my fists.
Shaketrin picks me up into his servo.
"No way, Lokidottir," Shaketrin said, running down the hallway with me in his grasp. "You are not to be lost in this attack."
I frown up towards the shark-like mech.
"You know how weird it would be if your name was Sharknado instead of Shaketrin?" I ask.
"That joke is old," Shaketrin said. "I have heard plenty of it!"
Boom! went the side wall.
Shaketrin uses his other servo to shield me while ducking as he ran. Shaketrin came to a skidding halt using that same other servo to prevent the door from closing then forces himself in. He lands on the floor and held his pedes up in the air letting the door close behind him. I had my elbow on one of Shaketrin's digits while cupping my face with one hand and my other hand tapping on the metal digit.
"Well," I said. "I would have more Sharknado jokes if the world didn't end and Sharknado 3 set in DC had been aired."
"This is my escape pod!" I hear FreezeBite shout back as the eject pod shot out of the ship. "I didn't give you any permission to board it."
"I have the girl," Shaketrin said, waving his servo in the air—with me in it—both ways. "So I do!"
I get dizzy and feel sick.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," FreezeBite said,cautiously.
"Like what is gonna happen?" Shaketrin said. I turn towards the shark like mech covering my mouth. "Her suit gonna melt?
"Uh no," FreezeBite, piloting the eject pod away.
Then I puked on Shaketrin's servo.
"NOOOoooooOOO!" Shaketrin hollers, dramatically. "MY SERVO IS INFECTED IN HUMAN BACTERIA!" He flails me up and down like a coward while I stick onto his index digit. "I am doomed to die a zombie!"
A blast struck the pod sending it flying—well actually twirling—down towards a rocky planet with a atmosphere and all. I scream letting go of Shaketrin's digit bracing myself for imminent impact. However FreezeBite catches me using his left servo in such a bad ass way. An average impressionable human would shout out 'Epic!' while among the audience seeing it happen first hand on the wide cinematic screen.
I saw Shaketrin bounce off the walls and be smashed doing so.
"My armor is being ruined!" Shaketrin whines.
"Stop whining and buckle yourself up," FreezeBite snaps back.
I cover my eyes in horror as the eject pod twirls down towards a jungle. A JUNGLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I'mma so gonna die by the jaws of a jungle alien, most likely. Red alerts are being made by the flight system warning the space craft is malfunctioning and will crash land in a few minutes. I had my eyes covered mind you. Also expect the worse when crash landing, yep, you should really expect the worst.
What normally happens when aliens crash land on unknown alien territory?
They die.
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