Emily Prentiss One-Shots

Emily One-Shot

Title: Free Time - SSAScorpSik (Ao3)

Summary: Humour and flirting on the jet. And everyone has plans.

Everyone except Emily.... xx

Rating: General

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"God, Morgan, I frickin' HATE the heat!"

"Jesus Prentiss!" Derek laughed, turning his head to regard Prentiss, who was fidgeting around in the back seat. "Didn't you live in the Middle East as a kid? Figured you'd be used to it."

"Ugh. I lived in Russia too, but you don't see me heading to Alaska for my holidays." She grumbled.

Derek chuckled. "I thought you were a hard ass? Can't take a little heatwave?"

Emily slapped his shoulder as hard as she could. "Heatwave? It's like the fires of Hell!" She huffed and wiped her sleeve across her brow for the million-billion-zillionth time today.

"Maybe you oughtta lose the shirt – get a tan on that lily white skin of yours." He teased.

"You trying to get me naked, Derek Morgan?"

"Who me? I tell you, princess, Derek Morgan never has to try too hard for that." He waggled his eyebrows and gave her his sexiest smile and his best 'come-to-bed' expression.

"Jerk." She laughed.

"Hey, I thought I was the resident fraterniser?" Rossi quipped from his spot next to Prentiss.

"I just thank God I'm married and out of bounds." JJ laughed as she drove.

"JJ – you're leaving me to get hit on by BOTH of these guys?" Emily gaped in mock outrage.

"Dave – you gotta step aside for the new blood. Me." Derek crowed.

Dave laughed. "I'm not past it yet, you know."

"He has a point." JJ nodded. "Older, sophisticated guys are pretty sexy. Right Em?"

"I refuse to answer that while the Silver Fox and Chocolate Thunder are this close."

Derek leaned closer, tugging on his seat belt to give himself room to do so. "I reckon that's why you're feeling so hot and bothered, Prentiss."

"In. Your. Dreams. Morgan." She said, raising her brows.

"Every night." He grinned.

Emily laughed along with him as they made their way to the airstrip and once out of the car, they batted one another's arms and shoved shoulders as they walked to the jet.
"HELLO AIR CON!" Emily called as they stepped onto the plane.

"You're such a pussy." Derek whispered in her ear as he passed and headed for his seat.

"Careful or I'll wipe your ipod and fill it full of... uh... Tony Bennett!"

Derek groaned. "Better than your goth crap."

"Did someone mention Tony?" Dave piped up. "I'm playing cards with him next weekend."

Emily and Derek rolled their eyes at one another.

"Ringo coming too?" Derek teased.

"Oh, you bet." Dave nodded earnestly, taking his own seat.

Emily parked herself opposite Derek and shoved his shin with her foot. "What're your plans when we get back?"

"I got a property that needs a little bit of loving. And, there's only so much of me to go around."

"Henry has a birthday party to go to." JJ said. "It's across town so Will and I are booking a room overnight."

"Sounds wonderful." Dave smiled. "Give Henry a kiss for me, huh?"