Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
originalcoochiedestroyer: 😁
comments are turned off.
"you're going to have to change your username" my manager tells me
"why?!? it's iconic!" i say
"what's so iconic about being the original coochie destroyer ma'am?"
"cause i destroy coochies. ask my girlfriend." i say
"its not professional" he says
"i don't give a flying fuck. my main account is different from the brand so it doesn't matter" i say "you probably mad cause you don't know how to destroy coochies"
"look i'm just saying,since you have a criminal record you need to make things more professional."
"what does my criminal record has to do with fragrance?"
"you're so stubborn billie!" he say
"shut the fuck up steve" i say
"just listen to me"
"no you listen to me!!" i say crossing my arms
"why can't it run through your he-"
he gets interrupted by my phone ringing and i answer it immediately to get out the conversation and plus because it's my girlfriend.
"hi baby!" i answer "how was work?"
"billie i'm on the way to your house now and if you're not there by the time i get there i swear you're going to hear it" she says sounding angry
"what's wrong? no hello or nothing" i say
"just fucking get to your house" she say before hanging up
what did i do? why she's so angry? she rude too for not giving me a proper hi.
why she sound sexy demanding me and shit? like girl i'm gonna drop these panties if you keep on.
"i'm leaving,talk to you later steve from stranger things" i smile
"what?! no! our meeting isn't over with" he say
"i have a very scary girlfriend. do you want me alive or not?" i state
"just leave" he say rolling his eyes annoyed with me
i leave out the building and get in my car driving as fast as i can home.
once i get home i'm lucky to see she's not here yet.
i turn on the tv and head to netflix. i go under the continue watching section and click on "the 100".
i grab my blanket pulling it over me as i watch the show.
after what felt like one second but was really three minutes the sound of loud knocking and repeating doorbell ringing catches my attention.
