Random Ninjago Stuff

Kai has questions. This leads to more questions

(This is not connected to any of my previous/current Oni Cole au's unless stated)

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"Did the First Spinjitzu Master have parents?"

Everyone glanced at Kai with an odd expression.

"Dude, we're trying to watch a movie," Nya started.

"No no," Jay cut her off, "He's got a point."

"I mean, Firstborne is the Mother of Dragons, and he was part dragon," Kai continued.

"Wu, did you have a grandmother?" Cole called out.

Wu appeared in the doorway, "Yes, Firstborne is my grandmother. Now, I'm going to meditate." Then he left.

"Wait what about your-" Kai sighed, "Okay he's gone."

"I think it's the Omega," Lloyd suggested.

"Nope," Nya responded.

"Why? He's the leader of Oni, it makes sense."

"There's no way Firstborne would have a kid with the Omega," Jay laughed.

"She had a kid with an Oni, Jay. If it's going to anyone, it's gonna be their leader."

"I still don't believe it," Cole stated.

"Why?"

"Because the Omega is Mystake's father, and she's my maternal grandmother," Cole told him, "If we're going by that logic that would mean we're-"

Earth froze, staring ahead with wide eyes.

"Cole?"

"That would make Mystake and the First Master half-siblings," Cole said, "And that would make the First Master my great-uncle."

"We're cousins?" Lloyd yelled.

"We can't be!"

"Why not?"

"First of all, we look nothing alike. And I'm almost twice your height."

"Shut up I'm not that short. Is that why we both have heterochromia?"

"I thought yours came from you being the Green Ninja?" Nya stated.

"Ehh," Lloyd waved a hand, "Dad had something like that happen when he turned good. And Oni naturally have multi-coloured eyes."

"I got mine from my mum."

"Who was the daughter of Mystake," Lloyd continued.

"You are not telling me that we're related because we both have heterochromia. That would also mean Jay's related to us, and he is very much human."

Jay glanced up, "Please don't bring me into this."

"No I'm saying we're related because the Omega could be our great-grandfather."

Cole took a breath, stood up, sat back down, and turned to Lloyd.

"We're cousins."

Lloyd smiled. "We're cousins!"

"We're cousins?" Cole glanced at Zane, raising an eyebrow.

"Technically you'd be second-cousins. And Wu would be your first cousin once removed."

"Wu's my cousin?"

"You do know this is all relying on the fact that the Omega is actually the First Master's father," Pixal interrupted, "Lloyd just guessed remember."

Earth and Energy turned to each other, before they both shot up and ran out of the room.

"Master Wu!"

The others sat in silence as their footsteps faded away, before Kai spoke up.

"Wait a damn minute the Omega is Cole's great-grandfather?!"

"Wh- yeah he's never told us that before," Jay realised.

"Are we ever going to finish this movie?!" Nya yelled.

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Cole got some explaining to do when he gets back.

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