"So how exactly does this work?" Tang asks rather curious "Ugh. If I tried to explain mystical inter- dimensional to a bunch of peasants it'd melt your brains!!" Everyone looks at him still not exactly trusting him mk sighs "we don't have a option we have to trust him!"
Redson scoffs "great speech noodle boy. Super motivational" she begins the oddly dramatic preparation to open up a portal "uh! We are sure mortals can travel to the celestial realm yes?" Tang interrupts
Redson rolls their eyes "of course they can!" He continues before being interrupted once again this time by pigsy "safely?" Redson shrugs "sure probably" "PROBABLY?!" everyone says simultaneously "what about cats?" Zhara asks not getting a answer and instead they all get thrown into a portal
"I did say it'll melt your brains" redson says pointing to Sandy's hair
Everyone looks on in awe "the celestial realm.." Tang says "so some special pills, a fancy peach, and a furnace?! We're are we gonna find these things?!" Pigsy questions and everyone looks at redson
Meigs gasps "red boy doesn't know!!" Redson grunts in anger "I know they're somewhere! I'm a demon it's not like I've been here before!!" "The peaches are in the same garden as the legends" Zhara says causing everyone to look at her
She shrugs "what? Sleepy did tell me stories of him when he came here" tang clears his throat "so the peaches are in the heavenly orchard the pills of the great master Lao Tzu should be in his alchemy lab" Redson nods "what about the furnace I cant make anything without that!" "It should be in the lab-" tang starts before getting interuppted by zhara "it's in the jade emperors throne room"
Everyone looks at her again which causes her to shrug again "sleepy tried to steal it and almost got nuked apparently"
"Alright then off to grab that peach." Redson goes to leave before getting grabbed by mei "what??? Like we'd just let you off on your own??" Redson escapes her grasp and pats her on the head "you just wait here like a obedient little-" before she can finish mei bites his hand
"I'll go for the pills.. They're just regular looking pills right? Round king of shaped like pills! You know normal pills?" Tang sighs at his husband "I'd better come too"
"And I'll get the furnace!" Pigsy and tang look at mk "on your own? Don't know if that's a good idea.." Pigsy says worried "the throne is well guarded..zhars has been getting trained by sleepy right? Maybe she should go with" the three of them look at zhara who's looking off into the distance seemingly deep in thought "yea no I'm not going to" mk says before leaping off
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Zhara looks on into the distance wondering why it all looks so familiar as if she'd been there once before.
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"What do you think big guy? Enjoying the party??" Demon bull king glares at the monkey "she would have never subdued me if you two have not given her the power she needed" sleepy looks over webs in his mouth still trying to free himself "don't drag me into this!!" He says clearly pissed "orrr it's just that she captured me first because I'm her favorite!"
Spider queen looks on in amusement "my queen it seems the demon boy and monkey kings protege are working together." The lady bone demon says "so what can they do this city is mine!" Lady bone demon stares at the spider "perhaps we should-" "enough! I don't need you coming here being a party pooper!! You know what we need to do? Celebrate!! Bring the year of the spider in style!!" Lbd glares "as you wish"
"I'm so gonna murder that stupid ass bug. I'm going to-" sleepy begins ranting in his native tongue describing all of the ways he's gonna get rid of the spider queen in the most painful ways he can imagine. Monkey King looks down at him in amusement "you good there fishy?" Sleepy just screams in anger as a response
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"Oohh!! Here comes the spider floats!! And the dancers!!" Spotting a monkey King cutout in the crowd spider queen looks at it in confusion "what's that?" Syntax flips through the papers on his clip board "I don't know it's into in the approved parade schedule!" The team reveals themselves and the lady bone demon dissapears
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(Soz for all the time skips but I ain't writing allat)
"It's a shame really. You being trapped here no one to protect poor little princess iron fan!" Monkey King mocks making the demon bull King grunt in anger his struggling starting to break the webs "my wife doesn't need protecting!! She will decimate all in her way!!"
Sleepy notices the webs ripping and looks over at the demon bull king "yea what about your half baked son? He's failed you countless times im sure spider queen will just eat him up!" Sleepy mocks "all because you were too weak!" Monkey King finishes
Demon bull king let's out a cry of fury breaking all the webs "hah! It worked excellent!!" Monkey King cheers and sleepy let's out a 'woo!!'
The demon bull king grabs them and slams them into the ground "woah buddy we were just getting you angry so you can-" monkey King starts getting interuppted by demon bull king ripping the rest of the webs off them "I know what you two where doing!"
The both stand up "woah wait were are you going??" Monkey King asks "to find my half baked s....son" monkey King smiles "I've honestly missed that guy!" He says looking over at sleepy who's rubbing the bottom half of his back "that's gonna leave a bruise.." Monkey King looks at him weirdly "do bruises even show like on you're real form because you're all scales... Then again all of your scars show.." Sleepy shrugs
Lady bone demon makes herself known making the two of them look over "so youve-" monkey King starts before getting interuppted by sleepy jumping in front of him pointing "Heyy!!! You're the lady that I splashed water with that one time!!" Monkey King pushes him aside "I have do many moves I have yet to play." Monkey King glares "you should've stayed buried." He leaps at her but she dissapears
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"We should really get better at not smushing the city" mk says looking at the monkey King "eh priorities" they both laugh "you did good today bud" monkey King says ruffling Mks hair and mk looks at him worried "you okay after?-" monkey King shrugs "I'm fine you're asking the wrong person!" Monkey King says looking over at sleepy who's in his human form currently yelling profanities in his native language while Zhara watches in amusement
"By the way kid can you get your friends to chill out a bit?" Monkey King says referring to everyone (besides zhara and sleepy) looking at the monkey King while tang fanboys
Sleepy and zhara walk over sleepy finally calming down "how come you didn't react like that with me????" Sleepy says fake offended "er well..." Tang stutters. Sleepy puts a arm around monkey kings shoulder holding him in place with his tail "I mean cmon this guys nothing special!!" Monkey King rolls his eyes attempting to escape "cmon prince stay with us! It'll be fun to hang out with all of us!!" Sleepy says
Monkey King sighs and nods giving into sleepys request
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FINALLY
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