Waking up I see Mk staring down at me.
I'm not surprised of course he's done this for the few weeks I've stayed here, walking out of the tub and changing back into my human form I look at Mk "what's up fanboy?" He smiles and jumps up and down " c'mon c'mon !! Tang is gonna tell us another story about the monkey king!!!" I smile and nod "Alright then what are we waiting for?"
Of course I zoned out throughout the entire story because I could honestly care less, of course I still dislike wukong but it's been century's since the incident he's changed I've changed and it's dumb to hold grudges for that long.
"Monkey king is so cool he's so strong and handsome !!" Mk exclaims I chuckle at him " you really live up to your nickname you know that fanboy?" "C'MONN SLEEPYY!!!! He's super cool and you know it!!!" Mk responds. He thinks that just because I met him means that I like him, I don't understand his logic but it's fine he's the only one that believes that I have met him since he's seen my demon form that 'looks so cool the monkey king had to be impressed' or something.
The two were blabbering about monkey king and how heavy a mountain was when pigsy came outta nowhere yelling about how tang was a freeloader or something aren't they married? "AND YOU! YOU'VE BEEN SLACKING OFF ALL MORNING I GOT A DOZEN ORDERS THAT NEED TO GO OUT SO QUIT SLACKING AND GET PACKING!" the pig squeals "uhhh yea I was about to take my break.." Mk responds. I zone them out and go into the delivery car not before eating a bit of tangs noodles which earns a offended 'hey!' From the receiving party.
Mk puts on his headphones while getting in and driving to his destination. As I mess around on my phone I realize we're in a weirdly ominous place, mk dances inside as I follow him noticing a familiar looking bird flying above us not only does it look familiar its presence feels familiar.
Ignoring it we continue on. "Feels like I've waited a eternity for this moment" comes a raspy feminine voice "is everything in order?" She continues a weirdly irrating voice responds "just making the final adjustments mother. " they continue blabbering on about freeing someone as I drag mk to were a bunch of pipes are. I start listening when the staff is mentioned "this doesn't seem to good" I say while Mk is still focused on the staff.
As we fully get up there I notice the same bird as before and it notices me. We stare at eachother till the bull robot gets his arms yoinked. I stop paying attention at the familiar lookin red guys weird monolog. Mk almost falls so as any good friend does I grab the bag of noodles with my tail while he glares at me I just shrug.
The red dude successfully pulls out the staff but nothing happens till...something happens, the bull menace rises out of the ground. "Flesh bone I've returned to the land of the living" me and Mk stare in fear and shock while the bird looks over as well.
Mks arms start to shake and the bird pecks at him he tells it to go away and looks at me for help I just stare at the bird trying to find out were I recognized it till Mk falls, I stare at were he fell and looked at the bird "don't you think that was a lil too harsh Wukong?" I say seething.
I jump down behind mk as we both get glared at, Mk chuckles nervously "someone order noodles..?" "GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT!!!" Says fireboy "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID??? YOU RUINED MY MOMENT!!!" He continues yelling.
"Little easedroppers have fallen into our mits..seems like a waste to crush something so insignificant." The bull dude says as he goes to crush us I get ready to attack...that is until the fireboy interrupts "what father! Waste not your energy on these" He scowls "Peasents . Please! Allow me to show you how strong I've become in your absence!" Bull dude allows this
As Mk crawls away with me behind him "in some ways you're very fortunate noodle boy and fish sticks not many insects are lucky enough to get stomped out by" I tune him out "fish sticks really what even are those???" I look over at Mk who's looking at the staff.
Redson goes to punch us and I once again go to fight back til Mk picks up the staff and stops him with it, I stare at him dumbfounded not paying attention to whatever the hell fireboy is saying. "IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY BREAK!!" Mk yells while swinging the staff sending fourth a large slash of energy.
"What the hell is happening" I say to no one "STAY BACK I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING WITH THIS!!" Mk yells as iron fan goes infront of us "that staff doesn't belong to you little boy..hand it over" iron fan commands "mmm no?" The staff wiggles and goes into the ground, I grab onto Mks shoulder as the staff extends.
We go inside the car "HURRY HURRY" I yell " IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN" "HES AFTER US!!" we both yell at eachother panicked "ALRIGHT NOODLE BOY AND FISH STICKS HAND IT OVER!!" I grabbed onto a box of orders and throw it at fireboys windshield. "FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!" He yells while lighting on fire
"You're really scary !!" Mk yells out in panick "Sleepy can't you use your demon powers or something???" "Yea But I haven't used them in forever !!" The staff once again extends flinging us to who knows were as we both yell in fear.
"I think we lost him!!" Mk manages to say, but the truck breaks down "guess all of that was too much for the thing sucks huh?" "OH NO WHAT ARE YOU GONNS DO PIGSY IS GONNS BE SO MAD!!!" "UH I THINK WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT" I exclaim and grab mks wrist to get out of there stealing someone's hover bike and flying off
Mk cheers as fireboy gets stuck, I take is to the direction of pigsy "OH COME ON HES STILL AFTER US??" Mk complains, I start panicking and we lose the hoverboard landing on the car which eventually drives over a clif. Yelling we both get thrown into the air this a familiar dragon comes to our rescue.
"MEI!" we yell at simultaneously as she takes us back to pigsy's noodles, when we land infront of the store she takes a picture "that was a intense game of tag you guys looked like you were having fun I just had to join!" "Uh actually we almost died back there" mk says "butcha didn't!! So let's celebrate with a round of MONKEY MECH!!" Mei says excitedly "you should invite your new edgy friend too!" "Uhh Mei he was trying to kill us.." I inform her "Well in that case! Were does he live?" she says un a threating way
"MK WERE ARE YA YOU PUNK? YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY THERES A 0 STAR REVIEW ON PIGSY'S NOODLES?" Mk goes to explain but Mei interrupts "woah 0 stars?? Congrats it's better then nothing huh?" I nod "yea pigsys noodles is getting recognition now!!" I say excitedly, Pigsy continues blabbering while follow Mk who's going inside probably to tell Tang about what happened I zone out as he shows Tang the staff and explains that the bull guy is back or something
Man I could go for a nap right now
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