decaying winter Perk And Other Ideas

moments with the agents aka tomfoolery part 2.

Another shit post chapter.

HV was above shopkeeps store, waiting for her to apear, the part of the mountain he was standing on proved unstable and his floot slipped.

As shopkeep read her Manga, she saw HV fall infrount of her store.

HV:"Hey keep"

Shopkeep:"Hey V"

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HV:"that hurt"

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Objective: protect the VIP.

G.SPAM got his hands on a grenade launcher from one of the fabricators he saw near the old safezone, an incredibly drunk servo with brain damage should probably not be holding that.

Sal:"no, you cannot be holding that"

G.SPAM:"don't worry expendable, I'm a professional with hyperlink blocked"

Sal tried to wrestle the grenade launcher from G.SPAM, causing his shotshell launcher to fire a projectile right into the VIP. Mute looked at them with major disappointment.

Sal:"..."

G.SPAM:"...and that's what you get for touching that"

Sal:"are you kidding me?! This is all your fault!"

Six:"you are both dishonorably discharged"

Hollow flipped them both off.

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So there was this one time in the past Mute had to take morphine shots due to grave injuries, during recovery time he was a little silly.

Mute:"Soken! Your a cat!"

Soken:"yes? I was aware?"

Aggressively kicks down door.

Mute:"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!"

Face planted on the floor

(Muffled) Mute:"fuck yeah concrete!"

Mute:"me when- me when your- when your- me- me when your-" Frying pan to the back of the head.

Onslaught:"Shut. Up."

Medical ward.

Mute:"I might be high as hell but I'm pretty sure fucking Jesus is in the corner"

???:"rest now child"

Confused screaming.

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Hv:"I have two sides..."

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Dexio:"I'm fine"

Made of steel in the background

"I HATE THE FLOOOR"

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Six:"you're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall"

Chell:"am I?~"

Six:"aw fu-" turns into the wall

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G.SPAM:

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Natasha exists, Dexio:

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Sokoloff:"your pointless"

Onslaught:"23 killed. 0 found"