love needs two (cocks) | stikoudoula

TEN - the one with the love triange

He turned around and started approaching the exit. "What the-"

He felt himself being pushed against the wall, cutting him off.

"W-who are you?" he said as he closed his eyes tightly.

"Baba boi."

Spiridoula was shocked. "Wha- Wha- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Spiridoula?! Are you okay?!" A voice was heard outside the bathroom.

The lights had come on again and Spiridoula was on the floor, breathing heavily.

He felt dizzy and his eyes also felt heavy.

"W-w-w-w-w-what?" He tried saying as he tried catching his breath.

"Are you okay?" Mr. Clean smashed the door, while a marvel soundtrack started playing in he backround.

"Oh. Oh .. y-y-y-yeah." Spiridoula mumbled, getting off the the floor

"What happened?" Mr. Clean said, patzing his back.

"Uh .. Well uh .."

"OH I SAW A BIG FAT SHIT IN ONE OF THE TOILETS AND I ALMOST FAINTED I SWEAR IM NOT LYING I DEFINITELY DONT HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA AND DEFINITELY DIDNT JUST SEE STIKOUDIS PINNING ME AGAINST THE WALL AND-"

"Oh FUCK THESE DUMB COSTUMERS. I have to clean AGAIN." Mr. Clean said as he sighed loudly.

"Uh. Go wait outside bunny boy- I MEANT SPIRIDOULA." He added with an awkward smile.

"Uh. Okay." Spiridoula responded.

He exited the toilets, just to find Portokalis eating HIS REALLY HEALTHY BIG MACS, NUGGETS, FRIES AND DIET COCK- i mean coke.

"What the fu-" Spiridoula said shocked.

"Uh. Hi." He said with his disgustung ass mouth.

"Why did you-?"

"Uh. I w-wanted to make sure it's good." He said in a shaky tone.

".. Sure." Spiridoula replied as he sat on his seat.

"So uh .." Portokalis started as he flipped his hair dramatically. "Wanna go grab a drink?" He said in a senpai daddy papi tsou gaga goo tone.

"No thanks." Spiridoula said like the girl boss she is.

"Wha-"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TI SOU EIPEEEEEE." Anton shouted as she came over their table.

Both Portokalis and Spiridoula were confused.

"English please?" Spiridoula asked politely.

"Uh .. OOOOOOOOO WHAT TOLD YOU HE." She shouted again.

"Eh?"

"Bastarde." She mumbled with an accent as she walked away.

"Boy wtf-"

"Spiridoula, bunny boy." Portokalis said in that goofy ahh tone again. "Wanna go over my place, my baba boy?" He added.

"Uh."

"Baba boi?" A deep yet ugly voice said from behind them.

Spiridoula turned his head around to see who it was.

MR CLEAN?!

"Oh. I didn't expect this from you, Spiridoula." He said as he looked out of the window like a main character.

"Eh? Expect what?" Spiridoula asked confused.

Portokalis started again "Spiridoula about that drink-"

"No. NO! Spiridoula will stay here." Mr. Clean saif as he grabbed Spiridoula's forearm.

"NO. He'll stay here!" Portokalis said as he grabbed his other forearm.

"Wha-"

"Nah ah. Spiridoula will drink a nice glass of wine!" Portokalis said as he got up from his table.

"NO! Spiridoula will stay here and eat his Oreo McFlurry like the good baba boy he is-"

The sound of the main door closing interrupted and caught their attention.

Spiridoula left the building.

"Ugh. Being sexy hurts." He said taking sunglasses from his bag and adjusted themof his head.

He sighed loudly as he realized he had to walk all the way home.

"I am already on a diet this is EXHAUSTING." He said in an ugly british tone.

When he finally reached his apartment, he immediately slept..

Of course after he ordered food lol.