love needs two (cocks) | stikoudoula

ELEVEN - the one with the morning surprise

"Uh .. Stikoudis didn't call me again. I am dipresso." Spiridoula sighed loudly.

"Malaka to voulwneis gamw." Anton said as she hit her head against the wall.

"What."

"E OXI RE MALAKES DEN METAFRAZW." She shouted as she got out of the room.

"Baby! Wait!" Giagia jumped off her chair, chasing her.

"Wha-"

"Good morningggg." Mr. Clean said with a smile.

The small box in plastic bag of a bakery caught Spiridoula's attention.

Mr. Clean approached Spiridoula's desk and placed the box on it.

"This is for you." He said in a uwu bunny girl senpai tone.

"For m-me?-"

"Hi Spiridoula!" Portokalis said, coming oit of nowhere.

He was holding a small teddy bear and a coffee.

"This is for you." He said as he placed both items on his desk.

Mr. Clean gave him a death stare. "Spiridoula will eat from the cookies I brought him." He said as he pushed the teddy off the table.

"Wha-"

"Spiridoula will drink the coffee I brought HIM." Portokalis said in an agressive tone.

"Uh, when you both decide what I am going to eat or drink, I will go to the bathroom." Spiridoula said with an awkward smile on his face.

Both Portokalis and Mr. Clean continued arguing as Spiridoula approached the male WC.

He closed the door loudly and went straight the the mirror.

"What have I done?" Spiridoula said in a dipresso tone.

He splashed some water on his face and when he heard the arguement stopped, he decided to come out ..

After he took a big fat ass shit of course.

When he exited the bathroom, he decided to taste some coffee because he was thirsty.

When he brought the cup to his lips, the door knocked.

He scoffed loudly. "Who is it." He said in a serious tone.

"I am a student from A1, I want to ask you why trap music isn't music!" The kid said.

"Ughh .. How many times do I need to explain that shit." He thought to himself.

He placed the coffee on the table "Okay.. Fine. Come in." He addef as they both went into another room, to answer his question.

"Yeah but trap-"

"Kiddo. Trap isn't MUSIC. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACKBTO YO MOMMA TO LISTEN TO THAT THOUGH SLIM GUY." He said yeeting the kid out of the teachers' office.

Spiridoula tried catching his breath.

He then immediately noticed that Diavolaki was drinking his coffee. "Hey- No- THATS MINE." Spiridoula saidas he ran towards her

"Hahhahahahha L Bozo." She answered taking one more sip and throwing it in the bin.

"I fucking hate you." Spiridoula mumbled to himself.

B2 Class

"Why didn't Stikoudis show up at school today. I will become dipresso." He thought to himself.

"Sir? SIR?? Is that motherfucker deaf or something?" Despoina said, making him come back to reality.

"Eh?" Spiridoula said. "NO BITCH YO MOMMA IS DEAF WITH CRUSTY MUSTY HUSTY ZUSTY SUSTY FUSTY BUSSY ASS WRINKLES ON HER UGLY AHH FACE YOU UGLY ASS-"

"Mr. Spiridoula?" Portokalis said as he entered the class.

"Oh. Yes?" Spiridoula said in uwu tone.

"Have you seen Diavolaki? She's absent fron her classes." Portokalis asked.

"Uh .. no." Spiridoula answered.

"Ah. Okay. See you bunny boy." Portokalis said as he left.

"OOOOOOOOO BUNNY BOYYYYY" Spyros said witha grin.

"Mr. Orfanoudaki, you don't want me to yeet you out of the window, do you? DO YOU BITCH?" Spiridoula said slamming his hand against the table.

"Uh-Uh NO SIR BUT I WANT YOU TO SLAM ME LIKE YOU JUST DID WITH YUR HAND." He answered.

"What?"

After All The Classes

Spiridoula approached the teachers' office to grab the rest of his stuff and leave.

There, he saw that all the teachers had a small meeting.

"Eh? Mr. Clean, what happened?" He asked him.

"Diavolaki." He responded as he sighed loudly.

"What happened to her?"

"She got poisoned."