When Spiridoula reached his apartment, the time was 4:30 o'clock.
"Damn I need to get ready for my romantic dinner." He mumbled looking at his watch.
He approached his room and let his fake ass chanel coat fall off his ugly shoulders.
He decided to take a shower first, he wanted to smell good.
He put on a really sexy outfit of his (a fake gucci t-shirt with a "i love dilfs" sign) and sprayed himself with his fake brand perfume he bought from a pazari a century ago.
Suddenly, the peppa pig soundtrack started playing.
His phone's ringtone ..
He picked it from his desk and saw the contact that was calling him.
"Tsou papi mou nia nio💓🥵🥴🥺"
"Stikoudis." He thought to himself.
He decided not to pick it up, because he was mad at him for what happened earlier.
He sprayed himself like a girl boss again, the room being filled with that nasty ass smell.
He picked his fake chanel bag and grabbed his keys.
As soon as he got out of the building, Portokalis was waiting for him in his fake ass Lamborghini.
He gulped gulped loudly before entering the car.
"Hi bab- I meant Spiridoula, how are you?" He said in a serious "seductive" tone.
"BAHAHAHAHHAHA" Spiridoula started laughing loudly.
"Why are you laughing?" Portokalis asked as he looked out of the window with a main character gaze on his face.
"N-nothing nothing it's just your voice-"
"Ah my voice actually sounds like that, baby boy." He said winking at him, still talking with that silly ass tone.
Spiridoula tried his best not to form a smile on his face.
Portokalis started heading at the closest McDonald's store.
When they finally reached their destination, they got out of his car and entered the building.
Spiridoula sat awkwardly on a chair. Shortly after, Portokalis sat beside him.
Spiridoula took a look at the menu, while Portokalis was trying to act like the main character.
After a while, a waiter came towards their table ...
MR. CLEAN?!
Spiridoula started sweating uncontrollably. "Damn." He thought to himself.
Mr. Clean noticed them. "Oh, hey!" He said taking a piece of paper and a pen out of his pocket.
"What would you like to order."
Portokalis did a dramatic hair flip. "I would like to order a meat steak smoked for more than 6 weeks, soaked in red wine and other seasonings and a bottle of champagne." He said with a cold french accent.
Mr. Clean looked at him blankly. "Boi this is a McDonald's." He added in a serious tone.
Portokalis looked at him with a death stare. "And?"
"And .. you should order something from the menu." Mr. Clean responded, not breaking any eye contact.
"Uh-uh .. I would like three big macs, with fries and nuggets, a McFlurry and a diet coke because I am on a really strict diet. Oh and a Happy Meal because I am feeling sad nowadays." He said trying to avoid any arguement.
Mr. Clean broke eye contact with Portokalis and smiled at him. "Okay sir!" He said with a smile, approaching the staff room
"I didn't even order-" Portokalis said in a dramatic tone.
"Anyway uh so .. what's up?" Spiridoula said trying to create a conversation.
Portokalis changed his expression into that basic british white boy face again. "Ah. Nothing baby boy. I am really busy with work nowadays." He said with a french tone.
"Ah okay .." Spiridoula said as he felt something vibrating through his pants.
His phone. It was Stikoudis again. He decided to decline the call again. He didn't feel like talking to him right now.
But Stikoudis kept calling him during his ride to McDonald's as well, what happened?
"Here is your order, sir." Mr. Clean said, serving Spiridoula, making him comeback to reality.
Spiridoula nodded gracefully as he started unwrapping one of his Big Mac, taking a bite.
"So uh Spiridoula, are you free tomorrow?" Mr. Clean asked, leaning against the table.
Spiridoula almost choked on his bite. "W-what." He asked as he widened his eyes.
"Are you free tomorrow?" He asked, throwing a glance at Portokalis, who seemed really mad.
"Uh, no." He responded, leaving his burger on his plate.
"Would you like to visit my apartment? We could hang out." He said as he winked at him.
He gulped gulped loudly.
"Uh .. sure." He mumbled, feeling a gaze on him.
He felt realy uncomfortable at the moment because the tension was really high. Plus he felt like he was being watched.
"Excuse me, but I have to go to the bathroom .." He mumbled, getting up from his seat.
He approached the male's WC.
He sighed loudly as he closed the door behind him.
He splashed some water on his face.
"Ah .. Things are so messed up." he said in a dipresso tone.
Suddebly, the lights went out.
He turned around and started approaching he exit. "What the-"
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love needs two (cocks) | stikoudoula
Romansawhat will happen to Spiridoula, a petite music teacher, when he makes the mistake to have an one night stand? !!THIS FF IS SATIRE!! it's a fanfic made among my friendgroup about some people at my school! If you're offended, let me infrom you that N...
