South Park Butters X Kenny

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"What the fuck!" I got away from Kenny as fast as I could. I jogged toward the nearest bathroom and locked myself inside. "how the FUCK could he just ask me that??!" I whisper yell to myself. 'The nerve of Kenny to put me in that situation! It was so fucking awkward!' I kick the wall and try to calm myself down. This is why I don't talk about my actual feelings! Kenny is so stupid! Why would he like Butters? Butters of all people! He's such a baby! Why can't he just- Why can't he just like me?! Like?? What's wrong with me?! My hands are shaking and my stomach feels like it's upside down, I think I'm actually about to explode. I go to the sink and splash some water in my face.

"Calm down Eric, you have to calm down.." I quietly say to myself as I straighten my back in an attempt to regain my composure. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I quickly turn my head to the door, but try to keep as silent as I can.

"Dude, I know you're in there.." Kenny said from the other side.

"J-just taking a shit, brah. Fuck off." I say as casually as I can.

"Just let me in.." Kenny insisted. I sighed and walk to the door. I wait for a moment to take one final deep breath, then I hesitantly open the door. Kenny stood right in front of me, looking straight into my eyes. I froze, I should say something cool to throw him off.

"Just took a giant shit, man. Could barely flush it." I say and laugh kind of awkwardly. "You don't wanna go in there, trust me." I step out of the bathroom and close the door behind me.

"Cartman.. I'm sorry if I threw you off guard." Kenny said and gently punched my shoulder. Why the fuck is he always so nice to me??

"Kinda gay to ask me something like that.." I say.

"Yeah, guess I'm a little gay then." He replied and chuckled. I looked at Kenny for a moment. He looked back at me with a questioning look. "What?" he smiles awkwardly. I don't think I can hold it in any longer..

"Kenny.."

"Cartman." He replies, in that joking way he usually does, putting his hands on his hips. He thinks he's so charming.. or maybe he just is? I want to tell him how I feel but I'm terrible with things like that.

"Did you really think I had a crush on you?" I blurted out and awkwardly punched him in the shoulder.

"Okay, okay, I know it's dumb. I just wanted to be sure, you homo." Kenny replied sarcastically and gently pushed me a bit.

"You're the homo!" I reply and push him back. He laughs.

"Oh yeah?" Kenny asked with a grin, still kind of chuckling. Now he jokingly pushed me against the door that was right behind me.

"You trying to pick a fight, bruh?" I asked and pretended to act tough. He grabbed my arms and held me against the door.

"You couldn't take me if you tried." He replied. 

"Wha-" All of a sudden I freeze. I looked at Kenny, I know this is all just a joke to him, whatever 'this' is, but it isn't to me. I want him, I want him so fucking much it hurts. A huge knot forms in my stomach. 

"Cartman?" Kenny let go of my arms, but didn't back away. I can't stop staring at him, I don't know what to say. I have to get this out, I can't keep pretending. It's now or never.. "Are y-" As soon as Kenny started speaking I kissed him, quickly but softly. One hand instinctively cupped his cheek while the other pressed against his lower back. I've wanted to hold him for so long, I never want to let go, but I know I have to. I slowly removed my lips from Kenny's and took a step away from him. He just looked at me. There was an expression on his face, but I couldn't really decipher it.

"I.." I didn't know what to say. "I'm sorry.." I then managed to whisper out. Kenny didn't say anything, he just stared at me. "I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me I-"

"I have to go.." Kenny said so quietly I barely heard him. Then he left.