South Park Butters X Kenny

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A week later, friday.
I've been trying to reach Butters for about a week, still no answer. I don't understand how I've never been able to even run into him at the mall or something. Maybe because I've been too depressed to go out or hang out with anyone, except Cartman. He's been there for me whenever I needed someone to talk to, atleast he doesn't ghost me..
Speaking of Cartman, my phone got a notification. It was Cartman.

Fatass: Kenny! Come to the park

Me: why?

Fatass: I just bought a bong, you gotta try it with me

Me: I don't know if I'm in the mood

Fatass: Come oon! Don't make me do it alone <@ :)

Me: Fine

Fatass: kewl, be there in 10

Me: 10?

Fatass: 10 minutes, stupid

I smile a bit and head out. I live pretty close to the park so I'll just go now and wait for him for a few minutes.

When I get there I go to the swings and sit down. I open my phone and open the chat between Butters and I. He hasn't replied for a week but I've checked it every day, just incase. I've been so tempted to just go to his house but Cartman said it would just make Butters angrier.

"Kenny!" Cartman waved as he walked up to the swings. He sat down next to me, looked around and then took out a small bong. "Ta-da!"

"Wow, it's.. cute?" I say and put my hand over my mouth, trying my best to hold down my laughter.

"Cute?! This is badass, brah!" Cartman replied offended. "It has flames and everything!"

"They're pink.."

"Pink is a nice colour." He stated as he took a bag of weed from his other pocket. We ended up smoking so much that Cartman fell off his swing in a fit of laughter.
He climbed back on to the swing, still laughing a bit.

"Hey, Cartman?" I say.

"What?" He replied.

"Have you heard anything from Butters?" I ask him, I know he's been talking to him.

"A bit, why?"

"Has he talked about me?"

"No." Cartman replied flatly.

"Oh, okay.." I sigh. I hear a quiet buzz. First I think it's my phone but turns out it was Cartman getting a notification. He opens it and his face lights up.

"Bebe is having a party!" He says and shows me the message from Bebe.

"Oh, cool. Who's invited?" I ask, not as excited as Cartman.

"Knowing Bebe I'm guessing she invited everyone she knows."

"Everyone?" I repeat. Maybe Butters'll be there..

"We have to go, I want to get wasted so bad!" Cartman said and laughed giddily.

"So when is it?"

"I'm asking.." he typed and we waited a moment, then a buzz again. "It's tonight!"

"Tonight? It's like 7 pm already, why is she letting you know so late?"

"She always does, saving the best for last probably." He said smug and stood up from the swing. "Let's go get ready, I have some beers at home we can drink before we go!" Cartman grabbed my arm, pulling me up from the swing, and we headed to his house.