South Park Butters X Kenny

13

The next day.
I still feel pretty bad about what happened with Butters and Kyle. But atleast it's over now, which makes me feel better. No, you know what? I feel pretty great. I can finally make a proper move on Butters with nothing in my way. I get ready for school and jump out the door and to the bus stop.

"Hey, Kenny." Cartman greets me.

"Hey, where's Stan and Kyle?" I ask. I don't see them but the bus should be here anytime now.

"Maybe they're ditching, I don't know."

"Ah okay. But how are you, Cartman?" I ask with a smile.

"How am I? You've never asked that before.." Cartman says with suspicion.

"I'm just trying to be polite, man." I answer.

"Why? We've never been particularly polite to each other. Do you want something from me?"

"No, fucking christ, dude."

"Wait.. did you get laid last night?" He asks with a smirk.

"No.. but I think I may be in love." I say and I instantly feel butterflies in my stomach just by thinking about Butters.

"In love?" He seems surprised. "Who the fuck are you in love with??"

"Well, when I was at Jimmy's party last night I went upstairs with someone and while we were there we talked and we almost kissed, but Heidi came into the room so we couldn't."

"That sounds so lame though."

"You weren't there, dude. It was so nice and I felt so warm and I couldn't do anything but stare into his eyes. His are the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. He was looking straight back into mine and I swear I felt like my heart was going to jump out of my chest." I close my eyes and smile. "I would do anything to just feel his lips on mine. It would be so magical."

"That's fucking gay, Kenny" Cartman says and laughs. I open my eyes again and look at him annoyed. He just doesn't understand.
The bus arrives and we go inside. Cartman sits down way in the back, I don't see Butters so I go with Cartman. Butters probably just walked to school, he does that sometimes when he wants to be alone.

"Did you get laid last night?" I resume the conversation with Cartman.

"Of course, brah. I always do." He says smug.

"How do you do it? I thought all the girls hated you."

"I have my ways."

"They're not illegal are they?"

"Of course not!" He says annoyed. "You know what?"

"What?"

"I'll just be honest."

"That's new."

"Ey! Just shut up and listen!"

"Okay okay. What were you gonna say?" I ask. I'm actually really curious.

"I started dating someone.."

"Who??"

"Well.. it's Heidi."

"Heidi?? Again?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"I just can't believe she'd date you again after how you treated her when we were kids." I'm legit surprised. I feel like she can do better.

"I've changed since then. Not a lot, but I don't think I'm such a bad person anymore. I've matured."

"Sure, and I'm rich."

"Shut up, Kenny." He says. I chuckle. Cartman can be cool sometimes but I'd never tell him that, I don't want him to get too full of himself.
We arrive at school and I hurry to class.