South Park Butters X Kenny

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'I'm so happy..' I thought to myself as I held Butters as close to me as I could. His hair smelled like some sort of flower, maybe something violet?

"Kenny?" He whispered into my ear as he continued to hold me.

"Yeah?" I answered quietly, talking into his hair.

"I think we should go home." He softly ran his fingers through my hair.

"Okay.." I lift up my head to face him. "But only if you promise me that this isn't just a dream, that we'll still be good when I wake up tomorrow." I say, his eyes seem to sparkle in the dim lamp light.

"I promise." He smiles, I feel warmer. He helps me stand up and puts one of my arms over his shoulder. I chuckle.

"What's so funny?" He asks with a slight grin.

"My knight has come to save me from the evil dragon." I say coyly.

"What??" He laughed. "How much did you drink, Kenny?" I wasn't trying to be funny, but I'm glad I could make him laugh.
He walked with me to the door and we went into the hallway. I could barely hold my head up, the light was way too bright. We stumbled toward the stairs, but when we came to the bathroom door we stopped.

"What? All good?" I ask Butters, since he was leading the way. I looked at the bathroom door, it was slightly open but it looked like someone was in there. I can't see who, my vision is a bit blurry right now.

"Yeah." He said quietly. "Just sit down for a moment, okay?" Butters carefully helped me sit down without falling. I didn't say anything, I hope everything is okay..

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I helped Kenny sit down on the floor. He didn't say anything, which was maybe better, I don't think he realized who was in the bathroom.
I walked into the bathroom and there he was, trying to wash throw-up from his shirt.

"Butters??" Cartman said as he realized I had entered the room. "Are you trying to watch me pee or something? Fucking homo.."

"You're not peeing." I reply as I close the door and lock it.

"What are you doing??" He asked as I took a step towards him.

"Do you like messing with my life?" I ask him, ignoring his question.

"What? The fuck are you talking about?" He asks and continues to try to rub the vomit stain out.

"You think you can do whatever you want and I'll just sit by and take it?"

"Take what??"

"The years of lying to me, using me and trying to get rid of me!" I raise my voice and take another step closer.

"Woah! calm down, Butters.." he turned the faucet off and put down the towel he was using on the stain. "I don't know what you're talking about, man.."

"You know dang well what the heck I'm talking about!!" My hands curl into fists. "You lied to me about Kenny cheating! You kissed him! You pretended to be his friend, then try to kiss him again when he's almost passed out drunk!!!" I shout. My fists are shaking, my arms tense up.

"I didn-" he started and without thinking I raise a fist and punch him square in the nose. He falls backwards and into the bathtub. His nose has moved almost entirely to the left side of his face. He stares at me for a moment, stunned.

"This was a warning." I say quickly before he's able to react. "Come near Kenny and I'll punch your head right off." I add and then I walk out.
I help Kenny up and we walk straight out of the house.