South Park Butters X Kenny

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I've just been in my room all day. Went down for a little while to eat dinner and then straight back up the stairs. I wonder what Kenny's been doing. He did tell me he was going to maybe hangout with Stan since I was grounded, but I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay. I pick up my phone and start writing him a text.

Me: Hey, you okay?

I wait a couple of minutes and look at my phone again. Nothing. He must be busy. I lay down on my bed and as soon as I close my eyes I hear a sound coming from the window. I quickly look out and there's Kenny sitting on the windowsill outside. I open the window and he crawls inside.

"Sorry for dropping in like this, I just really missed you." Kenny said as he sat down on my bed.

"It's okay. It's a nice surprise." I reply with a smile and sit down beside him.
"But how did you managed to get up to my window?"

"I'll never tell." Kenny said with a smirk. "I just really wanted to see you."

"Well, I'm glad you did. We just have to be quiet so my parents don't hear." I say. "So, what did you do today?"

"Hung out with Stan, helped him out with something."

"Helped him with what?" I ask curious.

"Nothing important, I wasn't paying too much attention to it." Kenny said absent minded.

"Oh, okay." I say and look down at my lap. I hope he's not hiding something from me. Maybe it has something to do with Kyle? I'd understand why he wouldn't want to talk about him with me.

"Y'know, Butters? I have to ask you something." Kenny started and I snapped out of my thoughts.

"What is it?" I asked curious.

"It's kind of funny how I can't seem to stop thinking about you." He said.

"What do you mean?" I ask with a slight smile.

"It's like no matter what I'm doing, where I am or who I'm with.." Kenny looked into my eyes. "I just think about what you might be doing or how you're feeling." He then chuckled. "..I really do love you." He said with a smile.

"Now, Ken, that's not really a question." I said and chuckled. He chuckled too.

"Hold on, I'm getting to it." He said and moved closer to me and put his arm around my shoulders. "I'm just looking for the right words, you feel me? I really need to express myself in the most clear way I can think of." he rambled on.

"Kenny.. if you want me to be your boyfriend you can just ask." I said. Kenny's cheeks turned a light pink.

"O-okay, ehm.. You want to be my boyfriend, Butters?" Kenny asked 

"Gee, no need to be so formal, Ken." I acted coy. Kenny laughed and stood up and went on one knee in front of me. He took my hand.

"Oh, Mr. Leopold will you please do me the honor of being my beloved?" He said with a shakespearean tone. "It shall make me the happiest man on this earth!"

"Oh my, sir Kenneth!" I played along and put my hand on my forehead. "I'd love nothing more than to be yours."

"Oh, darling, how wonderful!" Kenny jumped up and pulled me from the bed. "I'll giveth thee the moon if 't be true thee promiseth to stayeth with me forever." He said as he took both my hands and pulled me close to him.

"I promise.." I replied softly. Kenny hugged me tightly for a moment and then let go.

"Uh, yeah okay. That's cool I guess." Kenny said and shrugged.

"Oh, shut up." I nudged his arm and he chuckled.

"Okay, no more jokes." He said. "I'm actually really glad I came to see you." he gave me a warm smile.

"Me too." I smiled back.

"Now!" Kenny walked to the window and pretended to draw out a sword from his belt. "I'm off to save the kingdom!" he put one foot out of the window. "For you my prince!" Kenny winked at me and I could feel my cheeks turn pink. He climbed out of the window and I heard his feet land on the ground. I hurried to the window and looked outside.

"Farewell my knight in shining armor." I called after him and pretended to wave a handkerchief. He blew me a kiss and jogged away. My heart felt so warm.

"Butters!" My dad came storming into my room. "Who are you talking to??" He asked angrily.

"Nobody. I'm just rehearsing something for my English class." I said calmly.

"Okay." He looked around my room "Just don't be so loud." he then said and went out of my room.

That was close.