ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED: APRIL 1, 2023
Bill Cipher was bored. He had nothing to do in the world of dreams, so he decided to pay a visit to Gravity Falls. He floated down to the Mystery Shack and found the Pines family sitting in the living room, watching TV.
"Hello, mortals!" Bill said, grinning.
"Oh, no. Not you again," Dipper groaned.
Bill shrugged. "Hey, I'm just trying to have some fun. You guys never appreciate my sense of humor."
"Your sense of humor involves destroying the town and trapping us in an alternate dimension," Mabel pointed out.
Bill rolled his eyes. "Details, details. Anyway, I've decided to do another Weirdmageddon. But this time, it'll be even weirder and madder than the last one."
The Pines family groaned in unison. "Not this again," Stan muttered.
But Bill was already conjuring up his next plan. He waved his hand, and suddenly, a giant talking cheese wheel appeared in the living room.
"Behold! The Cheesiest One!" Bill proclaimed.
The cheese wheel started singing a catchy tune about the joys of being a cheese wheel. The Pines family stared at it in disbelief.
"What is this? A cheese-based apocalypse?" Ford asked, bewildered.
Bill laughed. "Oh, you haven't seen anything yet."
He snapped his fingers, and suddenly, the room was filled with miniature versions of the Pines family.
"I call them the Lil' Pinesies!" Bill said, grinning.
The Lil' Pinesies started running around the room, causing chaos and havoc. Dipper tried to catch them, but they were too fast.
"I can't take this anymore," Y/N groaned, covering their face with their hands.
Suddenly, a giant hamster appeared in the living room. It started running on a wheel, generating enough energy to power the entire Mystery Shack.
"I call him Hammy McHamsterface!" Bill said proudly.
The Pines family stared at him, speechless.
"This is ridiculous. We can't deal with another Weirdmageddon," Ford said, shaking his head.
But Bill was having too much fun to care. He snapped his fingers again, and suddenly, the room was filled with a thick, pink fog.
"What is this stuff?" Mabel coughed, waving her hand in front of her face.
"It's cotton candy fog! My latest invention!" Bill said, grinning.
The Pines family started coughing and gagging as the fog filled their lungs.
"This is getting out of hand," Dipper said, trying to open a window.
But the windows were all sealed shut, and the doors wouldn't budge.
"I'm starting to feel dizzy," Y/N said, collapsing onto the couch.
Bill floated over to them, a concerned look on his face. "Oh, no. Are you okay?"
"I don't know. I feel like I'm about to pass out," Y/N said, their vision starting to blur.
"Okay, okay. Maybe I went a little overboard this time," Bill said, starting to panic.
He snapped his fingers again, and suddenly, everything returned to normal. The cheese wheel, the Lil' Pinesies, and the cotton candy fog all vanished.
"Are you okay?" Bill asked, hovering over Y/N.
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Gravity Falls: Rewritten!
FanfictionLet's rewind. It all began when a brilliant man named Stanford Filbrick Pines decided he could use some fresh air- as well as an adventure of a lifetime. He thought he could find it at a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, but he didn't expec...
