Gravity Falls: Rewritten!

Weirdmageddon Part 1: Beginning of the End

The townsfolk of Gravity Falls all witnessed the unraveling of their beloved town. The sky was painted in different hues, signaling the end of the world. At its center was a large X-shaped tear, resembling a portal to another dimension.

In the midst of this chaos floated a pyramidal demon with a deep, resonant voice that captured everyone's attention. "Alright, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own!"

He floated down beside the statue of the supposed founder of Gravity Falls. "Name's Bill!" he announced, as if the decency to introduce himself mattered to the people he intended to subjugate. They needed to know who was about to engulf their world in weirdness and chaos.

The townsfolk were struck silent, no one daring to speak back to this floating triangle with a single, piercing eye. Meanwhile, Bill was ready to introduce his allies to the world, naming them one by one. "Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends!"

As if on cue, they all flew down from the rift one by one. "8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Hah, what the heck. It's Zanthar. There's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-fire, and the eyebats..." Bill suddenly laughed, holding the middle part of his shape. "Oh, of course, who can forget Nathaniel?!"

Nathaniel emerged, a grotesque figure that seemed to embody the very essence of nightmares. His form was ever-shifting, a horrific amalgamation of limbs and faces, each one more terrifying than the last. His presence exuded an aura of dread, sending shivers down the spines of everyone who dared to look at him. "Quite the charming guy, isn't he? This is our town now, boys!"

He and his friends rejoiced, but their noises were a mix of growls, groans, and more weird noises.

Finally, one of the townsfolk spoke aloud, and it was Tyler Cutebiker, their newly elected mayor who wanted to stand up for his people. "Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here."

"Yeah!" Lazy Susan voiced out as well, finding her confidence. "Things with one eye are weird!"

Grenda joined in, "We don't like out-of-towners!"

Manly Dan as well, "We punch what we don't understand!" He said, proceeding to rip open a mailbox.

Preston was the odd one out of the bunch, stepping forward and introducing himself. "I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?"

Pacifica was appalled by this, knowing that she had already experienced the weirdest things on the daily, but her dad didn't, knowing that most of the time he was ignorant.

"Oh wow, that's a great offer," Bill said, sarcasm dripping from his words. "How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?" With a snap of his fingers, Preston's face was horrifically rearranged, and he screamed in agony— or at least tried to.

Bill laughed maniacally. "There! Fixed you up!"

The townspeople fled in terror, now recognizing Bill as a genuine threat. He continued his rampage, zapping Durland and turning him into stone, leaving Blubs frantic and desperate. Before he could mourn, one of the eyebats swooped down and carried his partner away.

Bill reveled in the chaos, his laughter echoing through the air. He began redecorating the town, causing a large pyramid to emerge in the sky and summoning bubbles of pure madness. "The party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! Welcome, one and all, to WEIRDMAGGEDON!"