naruto shippuden: skies unknown reboot Completed

chapter 15:

Don't own anything

Author pov:

Tsunade sends a team to track sasuke on a rainy day.

Naruto: where's lex sensei?

Tsunade: LRSSG does not do any kind of missions like this. There for only ending wars. Destroyer kun is a mercenary but he is hired by 3 strikes. So he will not be involved. There are other allied squadrons call them up when you need backup

Lex in the lounge on his laptop searching for clues about gr guardian & akatsuki. Titan gave some outstanding intel of how it all started. Black zetsu, kaguya & madara uchiha are connected. Akatsuki are doing their favor although lex things madara isn't a bad guy he just being used by black zetsu to revive kaguya.

Pheonix: found something interesting besides the whole alien invasion?

Lex: old saying. Aliens live on dark side of the moon. I CAN'T FIND SHIT. DAMMIT AKATSUKI MORONS ARE ......

Yeager: hey HEY INSIDE VOICES some shinobi are present

Destroyer: sorry

Pheonix: recon spotted obito & that other guy tanking that other tailbeast

Destroyer: nice plan to pretend that someone your not. Anbu are being but heads they won't share anything so we only know what the titan knows

Tsunade: you ranged?

Destroyer: your not anbu love

Tsunade: oh i know. That's why i have this guy in my hands

She dragged a anbu dude lex grabbed him & slammed him forcing on his chair force him to put his hand on his table. Pheonix return with a blender connected to a very long extension cord. Tsunade & shizune got curious looks.

(Song starts playing in the background)

Shizune: what is that?

Pheonix: something you put fruit in it & it mix them them into a fruit smoothie or putting eggs in it makes it as protein egg drink

Destroyer: call yourself a black ops huh. HUH start talking or your hand will go into THAT. SKYLER SHOW THIS PEICE OF SHIT

Skyler demonstrated by putting a tomato inside of the Blender turned it on blender slices it.

Anbu guy is shaking in horror.

Lex: now then. We know sasuke's older brother itachi is the hero after he massacred his entire clan when try to scheme on coup attack for their dumbass reasons. Do you know where the guy is?

Anbu spit in his face.

Tsunade: oh shit

Destroyer: forget the blender. Plan b

Lex tied on him up in a chair brought a car battery charger.

Lex: I NEED YOU TO BE FOCUS

He slammed on his hands
Phoenix put jumper cables on them. Tsunade looks down at the longest jumper cables she ever scene.

Skyler: mobius 1. You out there on lex's dodge demon

Mobius 1: " yep "

Lex nodded

Skyler: turn it on

He turns on the car.

Anbu getting electrocuted. Lex nodded & skyler tells him to turn it off.

Anbu: OKAY OKAY I'LL TELL YOU. i'm sorry WE WEREN'T VERY FRIENDLY TO YOU

Tsunade: at least he does this job BETTER THAN YOU BAKA💢

Lex: its funny because itachi was always checking nearby leaf village to see everything okay. I trusted naruto to get his brother back despite he been going on his own objective. SO YOU ANBUS GONNA HELP OR NOT?

He nodded. Tsunade jumped for joy grabbed lex burried in his head between his bust. Before letting him go & healed his hands before untying him.

Pheonix: why you want to see that guy?

Lex: asking him about the eyes. He has one shisui eye than who has the other. Guy is good at covering tracks. Still though i have something he can't hide. I been tracking every shinobi movement id every footprint from who everit belongs too

Tsunade: let me guess. Your robot side of you

He looks at grinning.

Lex: your lucky this anbu prick didn't get to  see the mint julep waiting for him

I shizune Tsuande & anbu guy shuddered in fear. Tsunade holding a cross in front of him.

To be continued:

Goodnight