Je Suis Rose

Chapter Ten - Snooping

Dan and I sat in my office as Blair sent us in information. My phone beeped as i looked at the latest one.

"She grew up on a goat farm outside of Orleans. They were cheese makers. This is stupid, you don't have to stay."

"No, it's okay. I'm having fun. Besides trying to prove her wrong, best day ever. We always have fun."

"I guess. And hey, even though you may regret entering my world at least you've developed amazing social espionage skills."

"Well as they say adapt or die. That and I had a good teacher." he looks back up at me for a moment then back at the computer. "As expected there are no regional cheese scandals of note."

"No" I laughed "Guess not. When is she gonna give up, were not gonna get anything and I win this little round." there was another text

"Perlovka that's where Chuck was found." he typed it in

"Voila, Perlovka." I slipped next to him and looked at the screen as he scrolled through the hits.

"Wow, you are getting good at this." I comment

"Not only am I manly and rugged, but I also have mad browsing skills" I laughed "Don't laugh. Most women would be ripping their clothes off in the presence of this kind of web savvy."

"Keep it up you just might." my smile dropped as the words left my mouth "I'm sorry. Instinct ."

"It's fine."

"It's just we never actually broke up, I just took an internship for three months and you..." I trailed off

"Ended up looking after a baby that wasn't mine."

"Yeah. So umm, you made it seem like you made a break for it during an intervention. Where do they think you are?"

"They think I went to Nate's and I was going there but I ended coming here instead. Like you said...Instinct. Vanessa moved in to the spare room and ever since she's been there it's been weird. I mean she keeps pressuring me all the time to talk. And I don't want to I just.." he paused "Never mind."

"Okay." I didn't push him

"Prelova is Blair sure about that one?" Dan asked looking back at the laptop

"Yeah why?" he pointed to the screen and I read closer

"Aww man." I breathed and texted her that we got something

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My doorbell rang and I went to open it. Blair stormed in groaning, I went to take my seat next to Dan as we moved down to the living room.

"Ugh the woman is a saint. She didn't recoil from those creepy cat rescuers or turn away from the pictures of the starving children. She didn't even cringe when that homeless man licked her arm."

"She might be used to weird guys licking her." Dan commented and I snorted

"Yeah cause she may be a saint but she's also a prostitute " I add. Blair gasps and takes the laptop from Dan

"How did you find this?" Blair wondered a little too happily

"When you told us where Eva met Chuck it's in Prague's red light district. So almost as a joke I looked up brothels." Dan replied

"And a lot have websites. You won, sort of. But I still like her. Though it turns out Eva had good love for you."

"I've never been so happy for internet porn. Humphrey you've done a fine job. Rosie and I can take it from here." Blair closed the computer

"Okay but you may loose me to CSI Brooklyn." Dan joked

"Funny." Blair handed me my laptop and hauled Dan up "Dan, this is crucial information that has to be deployed expertly please promise you won't tell anyone." she shuffled him out of the house.

"She means thank you! I'll call you later." I tell him as he leaves

"Rosie, you have to help me find a dress for the gala."

"No chance in hell. I snooped for the sake of proving you wrong. I lost, fine. That doesn't mean I'm gonna play a part in your attempt and breaking them up. like i said, I like Eva, despite her past she seems good for him and he's happy with her. Now if you want to tell him as a friend. Fine, but pull him to one side and do not go public because then your defo screwed." It was my turn to do the shooing "Bye now." I open the door and shove her out.