National Day Skits: The Weird Origins

Historic Proportions

[Mud, and Cumin]

● 4/10/2023

☆ Farm Animals day
☆ Cinnamon Crescent day
☆ Siblings day
☆ Encourage a Young Writer day
☆ Safety Pin day
☆ Golfer's day
☆ Hug Your Dog day

Thyme: The Elder Memories are each other's siblings. We're not sure about the Inner Children, though.

Paprika: Historia, put that dog down, it's not yours.

Historia: *holding a black French Bulldog* Miss Stormie said it was fine. *the dog barks, she sets it down* Sorry, Velvet.

[Left: Debbeye; Top right: Platinum; Bottom right: Cypress]

[Sister Agnes, Red, Jannoch, (Violet) Oleander, and Wisteria (Oleander and Wisteria are partners, not siblings.)]

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● 4/11/2023

☆ Living Donor day
☆ Submarine day
☆ Cheese Fondue day
☆ Pet day
☆ Eight Track Tape day
☆ Barbershop Quartet day
☆ Poutine day

Thyme: Now, we acknowledge Super Capron. *a small hand brushes against their knee* Please don't pet us. Are you not afraid of us? *the little, blond boy shakes his head* Where's your grown-up? *the boy points to the older man behind him*

Paprika: Well well well, if it isn't Riker Anthony.

Riker: Hey, Paprika.

Paprika: I'll let this slide for today. You enjoyed the "one cent" trick? I told them, "The best jokes confuse,-"

Historia: "-Never abuse." Least you have your reasons. *crouches down and coos* Is this the little Super kid? *Super reaches out and lightly squeezes her front right eyestalk, she winces* Ack, my eye.

Riker: The trick was neat, thanks.

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● 4/12/2023

☆ Only Child day
☆ For Twelves day
☆ Colorado day
☆ Grilled Cheese Sandwich day
☆ Licorice day
☆ Big Wind day
☆ Day of Human Space Flight
☆ Walk on Your Wild Side day

Thyme: This Arriving Day shoutout goes to Kaito Momota from Hope's Peak.

Historia: *scoffs* That silly Astronaut? He mistook us for aliens. And no, Memoria, we don't wear shoes.

Paprika: Big winds and big birds are two completely different principles.

Platinum: Luminary of the Staraptors still stands in the Enclave.

Thyme: This day is absolutely perfect for the Astronaut; space flight, only child, and he's a bit wild on the training.

"Hey, I'm not wild!"

Thyme: We were joking, Kaito.

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● 4/13/2023

☆ Boriqueneers day
☆ Make Lunch Count day
☆ Peach Cobbler day
☆ Thomas Jefferson day
☆ Scrabble day

Thyme: Does finishing your lunch at breaktime count?

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● 4/14/2023

☆ Laverbread day
☆ Gardening day
☆ Dolphin day
☆ Look up at the Sky day
☆ Day of Silence
☆ Pecan day
☆ Ex-spouse day
☆ Pan American day
☆ Reach as High as you Can day

Thyme: We would like to acknowledge Ellington Lee and Juzo Sakakura. We don't really speak much of the former, and dread the latter, he's a boxer.

Historia: Looks like he could beat a dolphin.

Memoria: Not a cloud in the sky.

Melyssa: Look what I found, an old photo of Aunt Tori.

Historia: Where'd you get that?

Melyssa: Throwback from one of the mums.

Memoria: I stand corrected, sky's grey. Happy Arriving, Historia.

Historia: It's not my Arriving.

Memoria: It is for your first form.

Historia

Where do I even start with this one? White Neuronake, red claws, six eyes, big figure on the cover. No, I was not strangling Memoria in the second shot.

My original motive was Archaeology, since my specialty lies in recollecting the past in physical format. If I must admit to one crime, it would be this; I enjoy beating up bad people and taking an article of their clothing.

I've taken a charge who studies cultures, thought we might collaborate on some cultural appreciation. They bring their stories, I provide them a space to be themself, despite how others view them.

I forgot to do the "What am I?" part of the riddle for guessing the Guest character connected to the Resident in the description. We're combing through one fanbase at a time.