[Carla]
● 6/19/2023
☆ Martini day
☆ Day for the Elimination of Sexual Violence in Conflict
☆ Sickle Cell day
☆ Sauntering day
☆ Juneteenth
☆ Watch day
☆ Freebsd day
☆ Garfield the Cat day
☆ Box day
☆ Take Your Cat to Work day
Paprika: The Lumberjack has returned.
"KLEAVOR!!!"
[The tan mantis raises their hatchet arms, and slams them on the ground, leaving two deep lacerations.]
Paprika: Not you, Lumberjack, the Guest you're based on.
Thyme: *gasps* They've name dropped? What does this mean?
Paprika: It means they're attentive to detail. They must've sauntered in after my message on Guiding Figures Day.
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● 6/20/2023
☆ Productivity day
☆ Refugee day
☆ Nystagmus Awareness day
☆ Hike With a Geek day
☆ Kouign Amann day
☆ Ice Cream Soda day
☆ Vanilla Milkshake day
☆ American Eagle day
☆ West Virginia day
Paprika: Introduced Kazuichi to ice cream soda, now he makes a scene of burping in my face. Silly Mechanic.
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● 6/21/2023
☆ Hydrography day
☆ Smoothie day
☆ Peace and Prayer day
☆ Day of Yoga
☆ Humanist day
☆ Giraffe day
☆ Arizona day
☆ Seashell day
☆ Day of the Gong
☆ Selfie day
☆ Summer Begins
☆ Go Skateboarding day
☆ Daylight Appreciation day
☆ Anne and Samantha day
☆ Peaches 'n' Cream day
☆ Cookie Dough day
Thyme: This Arriving Day goes to Kokichi Ouma from Hope's Peak. Still doesn't mean we have to be extra nice to him, just tolerate him a little more.
Snapdragon: Where Papi?
Thyme: Making fried cookie dough with the Winter Prince. We're surprised those even exist.
Kokichi: You don't get out much, do ya?
Snapdragon: *raises their arms* Kichi!
Kokichi: *mimics Snapdragon's gesture* Snap!
Thyme: We don't trust the outside. Look at what they've done to you and your companions.
Kokichi: C'mon, I'll get you smoothies. Why not list the names of Residents Historia hasn't made quick summaries of yet. *exits*
Thyme: *pondering to themself* The other Oleander siblings; Red, Sister Agnes, and Jannoch. Eucalyptus. Peony. Miracle Clan; Debbeye, Mudslinger, NightStalk, DayStalk, Melyssa, and Kidney Beans. Platinum, Dex, Creda, Scarl, Deba—
Kokichi: *returns with a tray* Okay, I'm back. Your beau brought samples. *shoves a ball of fried cookie dough on Thyme's lower hands*
Thyme: *winces* Still hot! *tosses the searing hot dough, clamping it in their jaws*
Kokichi: Quick, cool it down with this raspberry smoothie. *passes Thyme a smoothie*
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● 6/22/2023
☆ Kissing day
☆ Rainforest day
☆ HVAC Tech day
☆ Onion Rings day
☆ Chocolate Eclair day
☆ Be Kinder
Paprika: I believe we learned our lesson. *kisses Thyme's left jaw and hands them an onion ring* I'm sorry I didn't listen to your judgment on Kokichi, I told him not to take that fresh batch. Fuyuhiko was too distracted to curse him out.
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● 6/23/2023
☆ Detroit-style Pizza day
☆ Women in Engineering day
☆ Widows' day
☆ United Nations Public Services day
☆ Take Your Dog to Work day
☆ Hydration day
☆ Pecan Sandies day
☆ Pink day
Historia: The Skits will be taking a three week hiatus. Sage is visiting kin, and won't be able to update regularly.
Memoria: But my kin may update on occasion for the Guests' Arriving Days, like we used to.
Historia: Let's do a rundown of the Hope's Peak Guests, shall we? *scanning a scroll* Kazuichi Soda, June 29th; Peko Pekoyama, June 30th; Ryoma Hoshi, July 1st; Sayaka Maizono, July 7th; Akane Owari; July 15th.
Belladonna: You forgot Izuku.
Historia: He's from the UA, a completely different universe.
Snapdragon: Raini Alena tennis pro.
Historia: Not really, but I get where you're going. I'll tell you Ren to place them as Arriving twins if they haven't already. As for Izuku, I'll place him with Akane.
Belladonna: *grins* Perfect.
Carla
She may not be the first Lapbear, but she was based on an older machine: black husk and a bulbous green eye at the center of her upper jaw.
Her language is mostly guttural ursine, like bears. She would not get along with that one bear though.
She would have been passed off to the Gamer, but the Robot got to her, a mutual understanding of older modeling.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
RandomA continuation of the Skits, with a descriptive twist.
