[Flashback]
● 11/13/2023
☆ Kindness day
☆ Indian Pudding day 🍮
☆ Hug a Musician day
☆ Sadie Hawkins day
☆ Orphans day
Orla: *hugs Ibuki*
Ibuki: Yay, hugging! *bear hugs Orla's back, Orla drops her scepter*
Flashback: *absent-mindly lies on top of Tomas' boots, Tomas picks him up and places him on one shoulder*
Turmeric: So you were an orphan too, Mr. Liu?
Liu: Yes, Turmeric. I presume you are children of Paprika and Thyme.
Chives: No, we're clones.
Turmeric: Chives!
Chives: *cowers, squeaks* Sorry.
Liu: I do not think any less of you. Thyme had revealed themself as a hybrid.
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● 11/14/2023
☆ Seat Belt day 💺
☆ Family PJ day
☆ Diabetes day
☆ Spicy Guacamole day
☆ Pickle day
☆ Loosen Up, Lighten Up day
Johnny: Here is a pickle, so you can dill-
Historia: *snatches the pickle, and bludgeons Johnny's head* Shut up, Cage.
Johnny: Woah, someone needs to loosen up.
Ironsilk: *grabs Johnny by the back of his shirt* She's not interested, Cage, go away. *drops Johnny*
Johnny: *stepping back* Okay, backing away now.
Ironsilk: Disappointed, Kang? We haven't met on the best circumstances. Yonaga isn't fond of meeting another being like her Atua.
Liu: "I would not have it any other way." *winces, clutching his head*
Genesis: Looking parrot himself?
Historia: I guess he is, must be an echo. (to Liu) Sorry for the recoil.
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● 11/15/2023
☆ Education Support Professionals day
☆ Raisin Bran Cereal day
☆ Spicy Hermit Cookie day
☆ Bundt day
☆ Clean Out Your Refrigerator day
☆ Philanthropy day
☆ America Recycles day 🇺🇸 ♻️
☆ Drummer day
☆ Camp T-shirt day
Johnny: Look, Historia, we got off on the wrong foot. I must have made you uncomfortable giving a seemingly cute nickname to a child. I had no idea you meant to keep the gendered expressions neutral in front of them. We cool?
Historia: Guess so, Cage. *turns around, drops a cake on Johnny's head* You've made the Kombatants the bundt of your jokes too much.
[Kung Lao drumbeats, Genesis points and laughs.]
Johnny: Thanks. Why don't you ever call me Johnny?
Historia: Because the last time a lady call you Johnny, twenty years later, you ended up as a single father working at the Special Forces.
Johnny: What?
Historia: Nothing, moving on.
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● 11/16/2023
☆ Pancreatic Cancer day
☆ Check Your Wipers day
☆ Day for Tolerance
☆ Rural Health day
☆ Indiana day
☆ Madd Tie One on for Safety Holiday Campaign
☆ Great American Smokeout day
☆ Button day
☆ Fast Food day
☆ Clarinet day
☆ Use Less Stuff day
☆ Philosophy day
Thyme: We bring once more this Arriving Day shoutout to Miu Iruma from Hope's Peak.
Miu: I'm back, bitches. *looking around at the Kombatants* I see Pisstoria brought a group of clowns to the party.
Johnny: Who are you calling a clown, kid?
Miu: Kid? "I am the gorgeous girl with the golden locks and golden brain. Miu Iruma, the Ultimate Inventor." *doubles over laughing*
Historia: Everyone's recoil is different, and Miu could use a laugh.
Johnny: Let me try. "Have you been drinking Madam Bo's special tea?" *his left eye twitches*
Historia: What did I say about the suggestive gestures, Cage?
Johnny: That wasn't me!
Miu: *catching her breath* Elizabitch...is acting...like a...tape recorder...again?
Historia: No, the recoils were my idea. They keep the Guests within their canonic personas. Kang gets migraines because he carries a huge responsibility. Cage winks due to his charismatic nature. As for you, Iruma, you have a lewd sense of humor.
Miu: Fuck yeah, I do.
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● 11/17/2023
☆ Students' day
☆ Butter day 🧈
☆ Substitute Educators day
☆ Prematurity day
☆ Happy Gose day
☆ Homemade Bread day 🍞
☆ Take a Hike day 🚶♀️ 🚶♂️ 🚶
☆ Baklava day
☆ Guinness World Records day
Historia: Not sure about world records, but we did make a personal record here.
Mud: The fastest Guest promotion into a Catalyst; between two weeks and a month.
Genesis: Looking!
Mud: Who's looking, Gen?
Historia: They're trying to say "Liu Kang."
Paprika: *peeks in* Guess who tried baking with his fire again. *grins* It's a good one. And Teruteru passed out, from a nosebleed.
Flashback
Flashback is a white Eyemera with one black eye in front, and a multi-socketed eyestalk in the back. The arrangement of eyes form a rainbow of seven colors surrounding a central, black eye; yellow, orange, tan, purple, green, red, and cyan blue.
He is the long term partner of Memoria. They recollect the memories Historia writes down.
He is placed amongst the Astronaut, who is intrigued by his design.
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National Day Skits: The Weird Origins
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